* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
| Date | Transaction |
| 2066-11-01 | Harry Shepard has retired from the Chicago |
| 2066-07-13 | The Chicago have promoted Tariq Abdul-Wahad to the major league team. The Chicago have designated Harry Shepard for assignment. |
| 2064-06-01 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Maj. Gen. John F. Reynolds, DeVeau31, Mark Twain, a pig who died/ in 1859, Indigo Girls from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Harry Shepard, Lanny Macdonald, Lakes are still fucking deadly, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Ely S. Parker. |
| 2064-05-29 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive James Rupert Rhodes, Book of Love, Dick Culloton, Madame George, Adrian Adonis, Time Off for Personal Shit, F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, Lanny Macdonald, Harry Shepard, I Suck More than Chone, Lakes are still fucking deadly from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Mark Twain, DeVeau31, Gen. Thomas Francis Meagher, Kitty Pryde, Henry David Thoreau, Lt. General Wade Hampton III, Rodolfo Graziani, a pig who died/ in 1859, Ivan Waldron, Russian Bastard, You Yellow Bastard, Maj. Gen. John F. Reynolds, Robert Carradine. |
| 2062-10-24 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin. |
| 2062-10-12 | A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love. |
| 2058-08-10 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard. |
| 2058-07-30 | The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Joe Pena to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Harry Shepard to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Mikki Moore for assignment. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Chase Buddinger for assignment. |
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