* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
| Date | Transaction |
| 2065-04-01 | The Florida Chum have waived Wally Goodfellow. The Florida Chum have waived John Hargesheimer. The Florida Chum have waived Jerry Kime. The Florida Chum have waived Angel Moore. The Florida Chum have waived Gene Parker. The Florida Chum have waived Carl Rackley. The Florida Chum have waived Dick Cano. The Florida Chum have waived Rich Hughes. The Florida Chum have waived thrice-waived first rounder. The Florida Chum have waived Joe Ramsdell. The Florida Chum have waived Mark Harshany. The Florida Chum have waived Chick Twitty. The Florida Chum have waived Jay Snyder. The Florida Chum have waived Carl Shears. The Florida Chum have waived Bill Bochtler. The Florida Chum have waived Bill Lucadello. The Florida Chum have waived Claude Allen. The Florida Chum have waived Marty Handrahan. The Florida Chum have waived Nat Otis. The Florida Chum have waived I am not there. I do not die.. The Florida Chum have waived Milt Adams. The Florida Chum have waived Phil Dickson. The Florida Chum have waived Leroy Deviney. The Florida Chum have waived Garvin Felix. The Florida Chum have waived Dan Castillo. The Florida Chum have waived Bill Otterson. The Florida Chum have waived Jason Daly. The Florida Chum have waived Stan Dandridge. The Florida Chum have waived Harvey Coco. The Florida Chum have waived Rob Williams. The Florida Chum have waived Bill Nyman. The Florida Chum have waived Bob Pappalau. The Florida Chum have waived Cliff Foster. The Florida Chum have waived John Carney. The Florida Chum have waived John Carlin. |
| 2064-10-03 | The Florida Chum have promoted thrice-waived first rounder to the major league team. The Florida Chum have promoted Cliff Foster to the major league team. The Florida Chum have promoted John Carlin to the major league team. |
| 2064-10-03 | The Florida Chum have acquired John Carlin from the waiver wire. |
| 2064-04-30 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have waived John Carlin. |
| 2062-10-24 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin. |
| 2062-10-12 | A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love. |
| 2062-04-01 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent John Carlin down to the minors. |
| 2062-03-25 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Fabian Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted John Carlin to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Brian Patterson to the major league team. |
