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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
James Silas (coolasfuck) Center Field
Retired (2062, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .291 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .802 Status Retired (2062) Option Years 0  
H 1888 Age 42 (OS 43) Date of Birth 11-01-2027
HR 134 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2045)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(32 games)
RBI 678
SB 126
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L C+ Velocity D+   Mentor vR A+
Speed A  Bunt C  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF B- (54.9%) Arm A+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health A- LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 8
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2045 PIT
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2051 SEA
153
603
71
164
26
8
9
63
63
 81 3 1
4
 0 5
.730
.343
.386
.114
.272
2052 SEA
153
613
86
189
36
5
9
55
72
 78 2 2
5
 1 5
.809
.382
.427
.119
.308
2053 SEA
153
637
86
171
36
14
6
59
76
 84 2 4
2
 0 8
.743
.346
.397
.129
.268
2054 SEA
153
636
103
196
40
5
12
68
70
 98 3 4
2
 1 4
.821
.377
.443
.135
.308
2055 SEA
153
631
92
177
29
8
11
61
77
 85 6 1
0
 0 5
.768
.364
.404
.124
.281
2056 SEA
153
642
114
179
36
11
17
75
87
 89 3 1
0
 0 3
.816
.367
.449
.170
.279
2057 SEA
153
637
136
207
34
11
17
78
91
 84 2 6
34
 10 7
.901
.408
.493
.168
.325
2058 SEA-CHA
131
516
104
147
29
5
11
53
61
 69 6 4
20
 3 2
.789
.365
.424
.140
.285
2059 CHA
124
381
72
120
21
7
16
51
36
 39 1 1
16
 2 0
.908
.375
.533
.218
.315
2060 CHA
126
501
96
157
24
3
13
53
62
 72 4 1
19
 4 7
.844
.393
.451
.138
.313
2061 CHA
153
646
114
171
36
10
13
57
79
 106 4 2
23
 5 0
.759
.347
.412
.147
.265
2062 CHA-MON-CHA
12
53
5
10
4
1
0
5
3
 10 0 0
1
 0 0
.534
.232
.302
.113
.189
Total
1617
6496
1079
1888
351
88
134
678
777
 895 36 27
126
 26 46
.802
.368
.434
.143
.291
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2062-11-01James Silas (coolasfuck) has retired from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks
2062-10-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin.
2062-10-12A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love.
2058-08-10A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard.
2051-04-01The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Fred King to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted James Silas (coolasfuck) to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Verle Brye to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have waived Mike Taylor.
2049-10-23The Seattle Bàsquet Club have renamed No, wait, not that. fuck. to James Silas (coolasfuck).
2049-10-23The Seattle Bàsquet Club have renamed John Salmons" Beard to No, wait, not that. fuck..
2049-08-14The Seattle Bàsquet Club have renamed Kevin Power to John Salmons" Beard.
2048-05-19A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Bat"s Mouth, Kevin Power, Draft Pick - 2050 Round 3 (PIT) from the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good in exchange for Bud Collins, Rob Waterbury, Berni Rodríguez.
2045-04-09The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have promoted Phil Hawks to the major league team. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have promoted Joe McClendon to the major league team. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have promoted Frank Maestri to the major league team. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have sent Kevin Power to the minors. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have sent Danny Koenigsmark to the minors. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have sent John Macpherson to the minors.
2045-04-03The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have promoted Kevin Power to the major leagues.