* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
| Date | Transaction |
| 2065-04-01 | The Florida Chum have waived Jason Rossy. The Florida Chum have waived Charlie Vernon. The Florida Chum have waived Daff Lockwood. The Florida Chum have waived Pete Robertson. The Florida Chum have waived Walt Cummings. The Florida Chum have waived Ralph Waters. The Florida Chum have waived Art Santiago. The Florida Chum have waived Billy Sullivan. The Florida Chum have waived Ramon Smith. The Florida Chum have waived Carlton Shotton. The Florida Chum have waived Tom Kampouris. The Florida Chum have waived J.T. Dreisewerd. The Florida Chum have waived Steve Ball. The Florida Chum have waived Gar Pinto. The Florida Chum have waived Bob Allen. The Florida Chum have waived Brian Patterson. The Florida Chum have waived George Mitchell. The Florida Chum have waived John Hutcheson. The Florida Chum have waived Joe Keough. The Florida Chum have waived Bobby Lear. The Florida Chum have waived Charlie McCann. The Florida Chum have waived (Burma shave). The Florida Chum have waived Mike Ford. The Florida Chum have waived Nino Lowell. The Florida Chum have waived Gene Barnhart. The Florida Chum have waived Maurice Cassady. The Florida Chum have waived Harry Bearse. The Florida Chum have waived Sam Ellam. The Florida Chum have waived Jack Petralli. The Florida Chum have waived Bob Ramirez. The Florida Chum have waived John McCarthy. The Florida Chum have waived Dave Concepcion. The Florida Chum have waived Jim Abbott. The Florida Chum have waived Frank Lawton. The Florida Chum have waived Sky Tyler. |
| 2064-10-03 | The Florida Chum have promoted Brian Patterson to the major league team. The Florida Chum have promoted Jack Petralli to the major league team. The Florida Chum have promoted John Hutcheson to the major league team. |
| 2064-10-03 | The Florida Chum have acquired Brian Patterson from the waiver wire. |
| 2063-06-22 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have waived Brian Patterson. |
| 2062-10-24 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin. |
| 2062-10-12 | A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love. |
| 2062-04-01 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Brian Patterson down to the minors. |
| 2062-03-25 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Fabian Ward to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted John Carlin to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Brian Patterson to the major league team. |
| 2059-04-14 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have acquired Brian Patterson from the waiver wire. |
| 2059-04-01 | The Montreal Escadrille have waived Brian Patterson. |
