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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Elliot is a Gay Name Second Base
Retired (2065, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .247 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .703 Status Retired (2065) Option Years 0  
H 946 Age 39 (OS 40) Date of Birth 09-11-2030
HR 134 Drafted Round 1, Pick 15
(2048)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(122 games)
RBI 435
SB 119
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L A+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B  Bunt D- Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (97.9%) Range A  WS Rings 2
1B A+ (96.1%) LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 3
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 4
3B A+ (98.5%) RF F  (1.4%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2053 CHA
115
392
45
81
11
6
13
44
32
 91 1 1
24
 19 9
.632
.268
.365
.158
.207
2054 CHA
134
474
47
109
16
5
11
49
32
 96 2 2
21
 24 10
.635
.280
.354
.124
.230
2055 CHA
130
449
49
103
15
0
17
46
24
 112 1 1
17
 19 5
.646
.269
.376
.147
.229
2056 CHA
118
440
46
111
12
5
16
43
33
 94 0 0
12
 28 2
.716
.304
.411
.159
.252
2057 CHA
147
481
60
129
23
2
24
53
40
 90 2 1
26
 27 4
.800
.326
.474
.206
.268
2058 CHA-SEA
116
423
58
108
16
2
9
43
29
 93 0 1
15
 7 7
.669
.302
.366
.111
.255
2059 SEA
78
188
21
51
13
0
4
21
13
 32 0 1
0
 0 7
.721
.317
.404
.133
.271
2060 SEA-CHA
66
191
25
54
5
4
6
29
16
 47 1 1
0
 0 6
.785
.340
.445
.162
.283
2061 CHA
59
135
12
33
2
2
4
19
13
 40 0 0
0
 0 5
.689
.311
.378
.133
.244
2062 CHA-MON-CHA
75
290
42
71
11
2
12
38
25
 55 1 3
1
 1 14
.725
.304
.421
.176
.245
2063 CHA
54
197
32
56
5
0
10
30
20
 32 1 3
0
 2 4
.810
.348
.462
.178
.284
2064 CHA-CLE
47
150
19
33
5
1
6
15
10
 30 0 1
3
 1 2
.654
.267
.387
.167
.220
2065 CIN-BRO
5
20
2
7
2
0
2
5
0
 3 0 0
0
 0 1
1.100
.350
.750
.400
.350
Total
1144
3830
458
946
136
29
134
435
287
 815 9 15
119
 128 76
.703
.300
.403
.156
.247
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2065-11-01Elliot is a Gay Name has retired from the Brooklyn Chum
2065-04-06A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Chum and the Cincinnati Whydahs. The Cincinnati Whydahs receive Ron Griffey, John LaGrow, Jesus Thomas, Max Smith, Dick Smith, Hardy Coughlin from the Brooklyn Chum in exchange for Denny Kerr (Optioned) , Barry Tettelbach (Optioned) , Chris Schultz (Optioned) , Ismael Hinchman, SON OF SPEEDY CLAXTON!, Elliot is a Gay Name (Optioned) .
2065-04-01A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Chum and the Cincinnati Whydahs. The Cincinnati Whydahs receive Stefan Stephens, Chris Schultz, Josh Giles, Fuzz Kirby, Les Shultz, Ed Marak, Bill Bell, Ollie Davis, Pete Sax, Denny Kerr, Jerry Clark, Tom Brosnan, Jeff Slocumb, Wally Fagan, Joe Ritchie, Hugh Richards, SON OF SPEEDY CLAXTON!, Billy Skrmetta, Barry Tettelbach, Gene Caruso, Ed Brown, Ismael Hinchman, Francis Smith, Elliot is a Gay Name from the Pittsburgh Chum in exchange for .
2065-04-01A trade has been completed between the Cleveland Chonesmen and the Pittsburgh Chum. The Pittsburgh Chum receive Ed Marak, Jeff Slocumb, Elliot is a Gay Name, Wally Fagan from the Cleveland Chonesmen in exchange for .
2064-08-26The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted SON OF SMOCKO`S WHITE WHALE to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated Elliot is a Gay Name for assignment.
2064-06-03A trade has been completed between the Cleveland Riflemen and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Madame George from the Cleveland Riflemen in exchange for Elliot is a Gay Name.
2062-10-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin.
2062-10-12A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love.
2060-08-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Nick Jacklitsch from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Elliot is a Gay Name.
2058-08-10A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard.
2056-05-19Elliot is a Gay Name of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2055-08-08Elliot is a Gay Name of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2054-09-23Elliot is a Gay Name of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 12 days.
2054-09-05The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have renamed Elliot Gordon to Elliot is a Gay Name.
2054-04-01The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Elliot Gordon to the major league team.
2053-10-14The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Elliot Gordon to the minors.
2053-07-09The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Elliot Gordon to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Look At Me! (I Suck) for assignment.
2053-07-09The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Sid Frey to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Elliot Gordon to the minors.
2053-06-03Elliot Gordon of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2052-10-03The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have promoted Elliot Gordon to the major league team. The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have sent Revenge of LRN to the minors.