Show classic player card
Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Reno The Fuckstick Right Field
Retired (2066, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .245 Total Rating   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .712 Status Retired (2066) Option Years 0  
H 417 Age 39 (OS 39) Date of Birth 01-01-2031
HR 69 Drafted Round 2, Pick 20
(2055)
Majors Svc Time 5 years
(134 games)
RBI 242
SB 21
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R Power vs. L A- Velocity   Mentor vR A-
Speed Bunt B- Control D-   Mentor vL A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (99.0%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF (89.3%)   Health D- LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2055 CHA
17
36
4
8
2
0
1
7
2
9 0 1
1
1 0
.618
.256
.361
.139
.222
2056 CHA
132
481
38
102
21
1
17
57
26
107 4 0
6
18 4
.624
.258
.366
.154
.212
2057 CHA
136
413
45
102
12
1
21
59
34
96 1 2
10
16 5
.738
.304
.433
.186
.247
2058 CHA-SEA
95
272
32
73
19
0
8
42
18
56 2 0
4
4 6
.745
.318
.426
.158
.268
2064 TOR
90
315
47
84
7
2
11
48
26
70 1 4
0
0 1
.727
.321
.406
.140
.267
2065 TOR
65
82
13
25
7
1
6
16
9
17 0 0
0
0 0
1.008
.374
.634
.329
.305
2066 TOR
70
105
13
23
6
1
5
13
2
23 0 0
0
0 0
.672
.234
.438
.219
.219
Total
605
1704
192
417
74
6
69
242
117
378 8 7
21
39 16
.712
.295
.417
.172
.245
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2066-11-01Reno The Fuckstick has retired from the Toronto Blue Notes
2064-05-22A trade has been completed between the Toronto Blue Notes and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive from the Toronto Blue Notes in exchange for Reno The Fuckstick, Pete Neibauer.
2064-04-08A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Reno The Fuckstick, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Billy Santovenia.
2059-04-01The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Sammy Small to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Ody Phillips to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Newt Dropo to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have sent Reno The Fuckstick to the minors. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Frank C. Moore for assignment. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Jerome Kerviel for assignment.
2058-08-10A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard.
2056-04-21The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Reno The Fuckstick to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Madder Than Milton Bradley to the minors.
2056-04-21The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have demoted Reno The Fuckstick to the minor leagues.
2056-04-05The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have renamed Bill Torgeson to Reno The Fuckstick.
2056-03-25The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Bill Torgeson to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent 280/96/74.47% (CF) to the minors.
2055-05-06The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted 280/96/74.47% (CF) to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Bill Torgeson to the minors.
2055-04-19Bill Torgeson of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2055-04-01The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Bill Torgeson to the major league team.