* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
Date | Transaction |
2063-11-01 | A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric has retired from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks |
2063-05-21 | A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 18 days. |
2062-10-24 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin. |
2062-10-12 | A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love. |
2062-07-17 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs. The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs receive The Legendary Black Beast, Rich LaCoss, Christian Eyenga, God Shammgod, Danny Wuerffel, SON OF SPEEDY CLAXTON!, "Boom! Suck it, word Nazi!", Milt Malone, Draft Pick 2065 Round 2 CHA (Gene Monteagudo), Draft Pick 2064 Round 2 CHA (Mike Upham), Draft Pick 2063 Round 2 CHA (Bill Smith) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Francis Bacon, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric. |
2059-04-01 | A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs and the Colorado Jimmy Walers. The Colorado Jimmy Walers receive Joe Tising, Luther Bailey, Ralph Pilarcik from the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs in exchange for A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Úrvalsdeild 1940, Jean Marie Balland. |
2059-04-01 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Colorado Jimmy Walers. The Colorado Jimmy Walers receive A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Why Not Me? Why Not Now?, John Boyle, Tom Eshelman, Ed Lotz, Old Hopland, California, Draft Pick 2062 Round 1 CHA (Ruben Shields) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Cecil Taylor, Julia Ward Howe, Lanny Macdonald. |
2058-08-10 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard. |
2057-06-04 | A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric of the Seattle Bàsquet Club is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
2054-09-06 | A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric of the Seattle Bàsquet Club is injured and is expected to be out 11 days. |
2049-04-01 | The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Mike Pruett to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Dennis Moore to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Jefrey Leighton Brown to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric to the major league team. |
2048-05-09 | The Seattle Bàsquet Club have renamed Vince Boris to A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric. |