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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Rich LaCoss Catcher
Retired (2069, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .315 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .945 Status Retired (2069) Option Years 0  
H 451 Age 37 (OS 38) Date of Birth 05-30-2032
HR 80 Drafted Round 5, Pick 69
(2052)		 Majors Svc Time 9 years
(8 games)
RBI 305
SB 25
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L C+ Velocity F    Mentor vR A 
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range B- WS Rings 1
1B A+ (98.9%) LF --- Arm A  WS Appearances 5
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 7
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2057 CHA
55
89
6
13
0
0
1
3
4
 15 0 0
2
 1 2
.363
.183
.180
.034
.146
2060 CHA
5
8
1
2
0
1
0
0
1
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.833
.333
.500
.250
.250
2061 CHA
34
62
12
21
1
1
2
11
10
 8 0 1
0
 0 0
.909
.425
.484
.145
.339
2062 CHA-BRO
15
25
3
4
0
1
1
4
2
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.582
.222
.360
.200
.160
2063 BRO-MON
97
251
25
63
11
0
7
20
26
 35 2 0
4
 2 7
.705
.326
.378
.127
.251
2065 STL
33
142
45
59
4
2
16
57
20
 15 1 4
4
 4 0
1.289
.479
.810
.394
.415
2066 STL
53
220
67
80
15
3
19
71
40
 33 2 4
15
 1 0
1.177
.459
.718
.355
.364
2067 STL
56
241
72
77
13
3
18
67
37
 34 3 3
0
 0 1
1.034
.412
.622
.303
.320
2068 STL
53
213
56
74
15
1
9
40
30
 32 1 3
0
 0 3
.979
.425
.554
.207
.347
2069 STL
41
182
37
58
10
4
7
32
16
 37 0 2
0
 0 1
.903
.370
.533
.214
.319
2070 STL
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
442
1433
324
451
69
16
80
305
186
 213 9 17
25
 8 14
.945
.393
.553
.238
.315
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2069-11-01Rich LaCoss has retired from the St. Louis Zombies
2065-04-25The St. Louis Zombies have promoted Rich LaCoss to the major league team. The St. Louis Zombies have designated Shobhabazar for assignment.
2065-04-25The St. Louis Zombies have acquired Rich LaCoss from the waiver wire.
2065-04-01The Florida Chum have waived Rich LaCoss.
2064-10-23The Florida Chum have acquired Rich LaCoss from the waiver wire.
2064-10-03The Montreal Chum have acquired Ted Goliat from the waiver wire. The Montreal Chum have waived Rich LaCoss.
2063-10-23The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Al Raydon to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Bill Schneck to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Boze Stevens to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Mark Snyder to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Jimmy Ferrick to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Mike Moore to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Tom Thomas to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Jose Rivera to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have promoted Orlando Lee to the major league team. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Possum Tewksbury for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Mountain Enterprise for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have sent Ray Littlefield to the minors. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Marisa Anderson for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Rich LaCoss for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated and weep / I am not there. for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Kinski (band) for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Rehweiler for assignment. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Bonnie "Prince" Billy for assignment.
2063-10-20A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Catchers in the High and the Montreal Instead of These Comedians. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians receive Speed Cornutt, Mountain Enterprise, Gary Burright, Rich LaCoss, Possum Tewksbury, Marisa Anderson, La Roux, Ray Littlefield, Rehweiler, Al Raydon, Hooks Flack from the Brooklyn Catchers in the High in exchange for Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17).
2062-07-17A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs. The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs receive The Legendary Black Beast, Rich LaCoss, Christian Eyenga, God Shammgod, Danny Wuerffel, SON OF SPEEDY CLAXTON!, "Boom! Suck it, word Nazi!", Milt Malone, Draft Pick 2065 Round 2 CHA (Gene Monteagudo), Draft Pick 2064 Round 2 CHA (Mike Upham), Draft Pick 2063 Round 2 CHA (Bill Smith) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Francis Bacon, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric.
2060-05-06The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Rich LaCoss to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Mutt Jude for assignment.
2057-06-11The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Kinkade Shits Out Another One to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Rich LaCoss to the minors.
2057-04-04The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Rich LaCoss to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Kinkade Shits Out Another One for assignment.
2052-04-23The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have acquired Rich LaCoss from the waiver wire.
2052-04-10The New York Ashcan Copy have waived Rich LaCoss.