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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Judith Beheading Holofernes Relief Pitcher
Retired (2067, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.12 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 57-50 Status Retired (2067) Option Years 0  
SV 160 Age 41 (OS 41) Date of Birth 02-19-2029
K 612 Drafted Round 4, Pick 54
(2051)		 Majors Svc Time 9 years
(126 games)
IP 952.2
WHIP 1.36
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity C    Mentor Val B-
Speed D  Bunt B- Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 4
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2058 BRO
5
 3
39
0
0
0
0
 5
43.0
 48 30 24 0 17
25
1.51
5.02
2059 BRO
11
 3
68
0
0
0
4
 2
81.0
 89 36 32 0 24
65
1.40
3.56
2060 BRO
4
 4
55
0
0
0
37
 8
55.0
 40 17 12 0 15
37
1.00
1.96
2061 BRO
6
 7
78
0
0
0
55
 8
71.1
 78 29 27 1 29
44
1.50
3.41
2062 BRO-CHA-MON-CHA
3
 5
65
0
0
0
30
 4
72.2
 79 43 38 0 29
52
1.49
4.71
2063 CHA
2
 2
49
0
0
0
4
 1
85.1
 66 30 29 0 27
53
1.09
3.06
2064 CHA-CLE-BRO-CHA
10
 4
44
0
0
0
5
 2
92.2
 97 50 47 0 33
63
1.40
4.56
2065 CHA
3
 7
58
0
0
0
5
 5
142.2
 144 85 70 1 45
85
1.32
4.42
2066 CHA
5
 4
48
0
0
0
13
 1
119.0
 112 41 41 1 30
78
1.19
3.10
2067 CHA
8
 11
74
0
0
0
7
 3
190.0
 227 127 116 3 65
110
1.54
5.49
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
57
 50
578
0
0
0
160
 39
952.2
 980 488 436 6 314
612
1.36
4.12
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2067-11-01Judith Beheading Holofernes has retired from the Chicago
2066-07-13Judith Beheading Holofernes of the Chicago is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2064-07-27A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Hugs and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Judith Beheading Holofernes from the Brooklyn Hugs in exchange for .
2064-05-29A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive James Rupert Rhodes, Book of Love, Dick Culloton, Madame George, Adrian Adonis, Time Off for Personal Shit, F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, Lanny Macdonald, Harry Shepard, I Suck More than Chone, Lakes are still fucking deadly from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Mark Twain, DeVeau31, Gen. Thomas Francis Meagher, Kitty Pryde, Henry David Thoreau, Lt. General Wade Hampton III, Rodolfo Graziani, a pig who died/ in 1859, Ivan Waldron, Russian Bastard, You Yellow Bastard, Maj. Gen. John F. Reynolds, Robert Carradine.
2063-07-05Judith Beheading Holofernes of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2062-10-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin.
2062-10-12A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love.
2062-07-17A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs. The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs receive The Legendary Black Beast, Rich LaCoss, Christian Eyenga, God Shammgod, Danny Wuerffel, SON OF SPEEDY CLAXTON!, "Boom! Suck it, word Nazi!", Milt Malone, Draft Pick 2065 Round 2 CHA (Gene Monteagudo), Draft Pick 2064 Round 2 CHA (Mike Upham), Draft Pick 2063 Round 2 CHA (Bill Smith) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Francis Bacon, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric.
2058-05-29The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs have promoted Judith Beheading Holofernes to the major league team. The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs have waived Ghulam Ahmad Bilour.
2058-05-29The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs have renamed Nick Cox to Judith Beheading Holofernes.
2058-05-29A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs and the New York Monarchs. The New York Monarchs receive Draft Pick 2059 Round 2 BRO (Gary Dumont) from the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs in exchange for Nick Cox.
2054-05-29The New York Monarchs have acquired Nick Cox from the waiver wire.
2054-04-30The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have waived Nick Cox.
2054-04-14The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have acquired Nick Cox from the waiver wire.
2054-04-01The Chicago Bunk have waived Nick Cox.
2053-03-25The Chicago Bunk have acquired Nick Cox from the waiver wire.
2051-04-04The Tampa Bay Villains have waived Nick Cox.