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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
a blubbering vagina Starting Pitcher
Retired (2069, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 6.96 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
W-L 1-3 Status Retired (2069) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age 34 (OS 35) Date of Birth 08-20-2035
K 21 Drafted Round 2, Pick 24
(2058)
Majors Svc Time 1 years
(5 games)
IP 32.1
WHIP 1.79
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance B+   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R Power vs. L D+ Velocity A-   Mentor Val
Speed B- Bunt Control
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health A+ LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2062 MON-CHA-MON
1
3
20
0
0
0
3
2
30.2
35 19 17 2 14
19
1.60
4.99
2063 COL-NYN-MON-FLA-BRO-CLE-CHA
0
0
3
0
0
0
0
0
1.2
7 8 8 0 2
2
5.40
43.20
2070 PIT
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0.0
0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
1
3
23
0
0
0
3
2
32.1
42 27 25 2 16
21
1.79
6.96
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2069-11-01a blubbering vagina has retired from the Pittsburgh Chum
2065-04-01The Pittsburgh Chum have promoted Jimmy Harmon to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Chum have designated a blubbering vagina for assignment.
2064-10-03The Pittsburgh Chum have promoted a blubbering vagina to the major league team.
2064-08-24A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Chum and the Cincinnati Whydahs. The Cincinnati Whydahs receive Burden of Tomorrow from the Pittsburgh Chum in exchange for a blubbering vagina.
2063-04-04A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Lemmie Gray from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for a blubbering vagina.
2063-04-04A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive a blubbering vagina from the Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem in exchange for Grover Office.
2063-04-04A trade has been completed between the Florida Tropers and the Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem receive a blubbering vagina from the Florida Tropers in exchange for John Adams.
2063-04-04A trade has been completed between the Montreal Instead of These Comedians and the Florida Tropers. The Florida Tropers receive a blubbering vagina from the Montreal Instead of These Comedians in exchange for Jay Gallagher.
2063-04-04A trade has been completed between the New York A Toast to Absent Friends and the Montreal Instead of These Comedians. The Montreal Instead of These Comedians receive a blubbering vagina from the New York A Toast to Absent Friends in exchange for Walt Thomas.
2063-04-04A trade has been completed between the New York A Toast to Absent Friends and the Colorado Indy Leaguers. The Colorado Indy Leaguers receive Frank Sutherland from the New York A Toast to Absent Friends in exchange for a blubbering vagina.
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good and the Colorado Indy Leaguers. The Colorado Indy Leaguers receive a blubbering vagina from the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good in exchange for Josh Giles.
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the Seattle Bàsquet Club and the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good. The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good receive a blubbering vagina from the Seattle Bàsquet Club in exchange for Doug Cress (Optioned) .
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive a blubbering vagina from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Lemmie Gray.
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the Cleveland Riflemen and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive a blubbering vagina from the Cleveland Riflemen in exchange for Grover Office.
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the New York Ashcan Copy and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive a blubbering vagina from the New York Ashcan Copy in exchange for He"s Going to Tell.
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem and the New York Ashcan Copy. The New York Ashcan Copy receive a blubbering vagina from the Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem in exchange for Guy Miller.
2063-04-01A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem receive a blubbering vagina from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Pete Toporcer.
2063-04-01The Montreal Escadrille have sent a blubbering vagina down to the minors.
2062-10-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin.
2062-10-14The Montreal Escadrille have renamed Reggie Arnsberg to a blubbering vagina.
2062-10-12A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pègoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love.
2062-04-01The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Harry Snider to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Mike Powell to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Daniel Brinkopf to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Matt Falkenborg to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Ed Strickland to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Reggie Arnsberg to the major league team.