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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Do not stand at my grave Center Field
Cleveland
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .292 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .919 Status Active Option Years 0  
H 402 Age 35 (OS 36) Date of Birth 08-11-2034
HR 105 Drafted Round 3, Pick 39
(2057)		 Majors Svc Time 5 years
(108 games)
RBI 329
SB 8
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C  Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R A  Power vs. L A  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B  Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A- (81.4%) Arm B- WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health B  LCS Appearances 4
3B --- RF D+ (21.7%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2062 MON-CHA-MON
32
35
4
7
1
0
2
7
2
 6 0 1
0
 0 0
.637
.237
.400
.200
.200
2063 MON
38
56
11
16
3
1
3
16
5
 13 0 1
0
 0 0
.874
.339
.536
.250
.286
2066 NYN
65
272
67
92
13
3
29
87
27
 59 1 1
5
 4 3
1.127
.399
.728
.390
.338
2067 NYN
43
186
49
74
13
1
19
73
17
 38 1 1
2
 5 0
1.234
.449
.785
.387
.398
2068 NYN-CLE
60
251
55
85
12
3
23
61
19
 55 2 1
1
 0 1
1.074
.388
.685
.347
.339
2069 CLE
149
577
64
128
15
2
29
85
31
 146 4 1
0
 0 3
.671
.266
.406
.184
.222
2070 CLE
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
387
1377
250
402
57
10
105
329
101
 317 8 6
8
 9 7
.919
.342
.577
.285
.292
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2068-08-31A trade has been completed between the Cleveland and the New York Chum. The New York Chum receive 10/14/2062, and weep / I am not there., Avalanche Rock, DeVeau31, Duff77, ltuair87ha ! from the Cleveland in exchange for Walt Minarcin, msse, Danny Mercedes, Do not stand at my grave, the fake king of New York, Hawkeye.
2066-06-18The New York Chum have promoted Do not stand at my grave to the major league team. The New York Chum have designated SON OF MARVIN MARTIAN for assignment.
2065-04-01A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Chum and the New York Chum. The New York Chum receive Jake and Dinos Chapman (Optioned), 10/14/2062, Gmclaws (or is he?) , Do not stand at my grave, Cloudcuckoolander, J. A. Deane, Phyllomedusa burmeisteri, Glen "Chico" Resch from the Brooklyn Chum in exchange for Moxie Fuller, Walt Sherlock, Dick Smith, Hardy Coughlin, Art McNeal, Edgar Holly, Claude Morris, Max Smith.
2064-04-14The Brooklyn Hugs have acquired Do not stand at my grave from the waiver wire.
2064-04-01The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have waived Do not stand at my grave.
2063-10-20The Montreal Instead of These Comedians have designated Do not stand at my grave for assignment.
2062-10-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin.
2062-10-14The Montreal Escadrille have renamed Harry Snider to Do not stand at my grave.
2062-10-12A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love.
2062-04-01The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Harry Snider to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Mike Powell to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Daniel Brinkopf to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Matt Falkenborg to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Ed Strickland to the major league team. The Montreal Escadrille have promoted Reggie Arnsberg to the major league team.