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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
I Suck More than Chone First Base
New York Chum
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .290 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .847 Status Active Option Years 0  
H 2735 Age 37 (OS 38) Date of Birth 09-10-2032
HR 457 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2052)		 Majors Svc Time 16 years
(62 games)
RBI 1569
SB 236
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship F 
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L A  Velocity D+   Mentor vR C-
Speed B  Bunt C+ Control D-   Mentor vL C-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 2
1B A+ (100%) LF D+ (24.7%) Arm A- WS Appearances 4
2B --- CF ---   Health A  LCS Appearances 9
3B A+ (92.4%) RF D- (7.7%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 9
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2054 CHA
160
583
64
142
21
1
14
58
45
 108 2 2
24
 40 19
.654
.299
.355
.111
.244
2055 CHA
160
626
50
132
14
0
15
40
58
 111 1 2
36
 32 21
.583
.278
.305
.094
.211
2056 CHA
159
643
75
170
28
4
20
52
42
 126 1 1
28
 43 26
.724
.310
.414
.149
.264
2057 CHA
159
621
88
166
28
3
32
82
54
 120 1 2
31
 35 16
.803
.326
.477
.209
.267
2058 CHA
159
650
110
185
27
1
31
103
54
 120 5 2
8
 8 18
.815
.343
.472
.188
.285
2059 CHA
159
622
81
179
26
2
27
106
51
 102 0 5
4
 2 22
.805
.339
.466
.178
.288
2060 CHA
159
635
113
175
30
11
24
103
57
 127 1 5
6
 1 25
.805
.334
.471
.195
.276
2061 CHA
159
637
109
168
30
6
29
99
55
 112 2 1
4
 3 22
.790
.324
.466
.203
.264
2062 CHA-MON-CHA
115
440
77
120
20
3
24
70
47
 82 1 3
4
 0 9
.838
.342
.495
.223
.273
2063 CHA
159
617
97
177
28
7
27
102
60
 124 0 4
11
 1 22
.834
.348
.486
.199
.287
2064 CHA-CLE-CHA
159
638
113
187
24
7
24
103
55
 118 0 5
16
 4 17
.812
.347
.466
.172
.293
2065 CHA
159
650
84
159
31
8
21
75
54
 118 1 3
4
 1 23
.716
.302
.414
.169
.245
2066 CHA-NYN
139
541
112
192
37
10
29
112
44
 80 0 3
12
 2 11
1.022
.401
.621
.266
.355
2067 NYN
158
686
246
293
41
17
85
259
95
 112 5 5
29
 7 11
1.405
.497
.908
.481
.427
2068 NYN
142
558
120
188
21
3
37
141
67
 100 5 3
12
 2 3
.995
.411
.584
.247
.337
2069 NYN
71
287
78
102
15
0
18
64
25
 46 3 2
7
 3 3
1.006
.410
.596
.240
.355
2070 NYN
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total
2376
9434
1617
2735
421
83
457
1569
863
 1706 28 48
236
 184 268
.847
.350
.497
.208
.290
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2066-07-13A trade has been completed between the Chicago and the New York Chum. The New York Chum receive I Suck More than Chone from the Chicago in exchange for Jean Beliveau.
2064-07-23A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Nine Million? For Chone?, Gen. Thomas Francis Meagher, Marco Polo from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for DeVeau31, I Suck More than Chone, Time Off for Personal Shit.
2064-05-29A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive James Rupert Rhodes, Book of Love, Dick Culloton, Madame George, Adrian Adonis, Time Off for Personal Shit, F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, Lanny Macdonald, Harry Shepard, I Suck More than Chone, Lakes are still fucking deadly from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Mark Twain, DeVeau31, Gen. Thomas Francis Meagher, Kitty Pryde, Henry David Thoreau, Lt. General Wade Hampton III, Rodolfo Graziani, a pig who died/ in 1859, Ivan Waldron, Russian Bastard, You Yellow Bastard, Maj. Gen. John F. Reynolds, Robert Carradine.
2062-10-24A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Montreal Escadrille. The Montreal Escadrille receive Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Kinski (band), Harry Snider, Ed Strickland, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Matt Falkenborg, Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Daniel Brinkopf, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Reggie Arnsberg, Det. J.C. Williams, Barry Hoover, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Mike Powell, Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Jack Carman, Jack Sepkowski, Mark Heath, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills, Ken Rice, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, John Murphy, Jim Hoderlein, Emmet Apodaca, John Morris, Bernardo Miljus from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for James Silas (coolasfuck), Harry Shepard, James Rupert Rhodes, Francis Bacon, David Burris, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love, 2008 French Open, Reggie Ewing, Wilson Williams, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Maurice Cassady, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Lindsay, B-Sides and Rarities, Lipstick Fibrosis, Sam Ellam, Overton Wakefield Jones, Cecil Taylor, Bertha Faye, I Suck More than Chone, 101 Walks? Or 62?, Indigo Girls, Kevin Durant, Ed Rodriguez, Grover Office, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, Time Off for Personal Shit, Julia Ward Howe, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Brian Patterson, Fabian Ward, Bill Neu, Pete Neibauer, John Carlin.
2062-10-12A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive Maj. Willy Coppens (37), Ed Strickland, O.Lt. Friedrich von Röth (28), Kinski (band), F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Wing Cmdr. Red Bluejacket (2), Reggie Arnsberg, Daniel Brinkopf, Barry Hoover, Matt Falkenborg, Det. J.C. Williams, S.Lt. Adolphe Pčgoud (6), 2nd Lt. Indra Lal Roy (10), Gigi Gryce, aka Basheer Qusim, O.Lt. Max Immelmann (17), Cpt. Reginald Makepeace (17), Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Mike Powell, Harry Snider, 2nd Lt. Frank Luke (18), Maj. Keith Park (20), Lt. Charles Nungesser (43), OLt. Gotthard Sachsenberg (31), Hptm. Oswald Boelcke (40), Emmet Apodaca, Jim Hoderlein, Jack Carman, Benihanas!, Cory Barton, Bernardo Miljus, John Morris, Jack Sepkowski, Rex Roser, Hack Stephenson, John Murphy, Mark Heath, Ken Rice, Jeff Stenzel, Woody Mills from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Ted Lindsay, Reggie Ewing, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, Maurice Cassady, Time Off for Personal Shit, Bill Neu, James Rupert Rhodes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ed Rodriguez, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Julia Ward Howe, Harry Shepard, Jon (Benne): Hugs, Bertha Faye, Sam Ellam, Fabian Ward, Francis Bacon, David Burris, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Cecil Taylor, Kevin Durant, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Pete Neibauer, 101 Walks? Or 62?, B-Sides and Rarities, Indigo Girls, Adrian Adonis, Wilson Williams, James Silas (coolasfuck), Bryan Tunnell, Elliot is a Gay Name, 2008 French Open, Lipstick Fibrosis, Overton Wakefield Jones, Grover Office, I Suck More than Chone, Brian Patterson, John Carlin, Lanny Macdonald, Book of Love.
2062-07-03I Suck More than Chone of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 54 days.
2058-04-01The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted I Suck More than Chone to the major league team.
2057-10-03The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent I Suck More than Chone to the minors.
2054-06-26The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have renamed Ryan Durbin to I Suck More than Chone.
2054-04-01The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Ryan Durbin to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Todd: Killer of Six Leagues for assignment.