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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
You Yellow Bastard Relief Pitcher
Retired (2068, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.69 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 66-46 Status Retired (2068) Option Years 0  
SV 76 Age 36 (OS 37) Date of Birth 08-18-2033
K 685 Drafted Undrafted
(2051)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(19 games)
IP 999.0
WHIP 1.07
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C-   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B-   Mentor Val B+
Speed D+ Bunt D+ Control A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D  WS Rings 3
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 5
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 8
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 5
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2057 WAS
3
 5
51
0
0
0
2
 3
101.1
 111 47 44 0 17
67
1.26
3.91
2058 CLE
20
 3
62
0
0
0
5
 6
64.0
 51 13 13 0 16
42
1.05
1.83
2059 CLE
7
 5
57
0
0
0
13
 4
62.2
 49 20 15 0 16
46
1.04
2.15
2060 CLE
4
 11
64
0
0
0
20
 12
71.0
 76 35 34 0 20
36
1.35
4.31
2061 CLE
5
 6
51
0
0
0
10
 3
61.2
 65 28 25 0 29
36
1.52
3.65
2062 CLE
4
 5
49
0
0
0
4
 5
57.2
 66 29 28 0 10
33
1.32
4.37
2063 CLE
13
 7
74
0
0
0
8
 2
89.2
 66 38 34 0 21
44
0.97
3.41
2064 CLE-CHA
1
 3
59
0
0
0
7
 4
100.1
 107 45 40 0 30
71
1.37
3.59
2065 STL
0
 0
88
0
0
0
2
 0
130.1
 81 21 20 0 12
104
0.71
1.38
2066 STL
0
 0
89
0
0
0
2
 0
137.0
 94 22 19 0 23
118
0.85
1.25
2067 STL
9
 1
48
10
0
0
3
 0
123.1
 89 29 27 0 22
88
0.90
1.97
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
66
 46
692
10
0
0
76
 39
999.0
 855 327 299 0 216
685
1.07
2.69
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2068-11-01You Yellow Bastard has retired from the St. Louis Zombies
2065-06-08You Yellow Bastard of the St. Louis Zombies is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2065-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago (THE CHONEMEN!) and the St. Louis Zombies. The St. Louis Zombies receive You Yellow Bastard from the Chicago (THE CHONEMEN!) in exchange for Kevin Durant.
2064-05-29A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive James Rupert Rhodes, Book of Love, Dick Culloton, Madame George, Adrian Adonis, Time Off for Personal Shit, F.C. Joseph Fall (36), Judith Beheading Holofernes, Lipstick Fibrosis, Lanny Macdonald, Harry Shepard, I Suck More than Chone, Lakes are still fucking deadly from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Mark Twain, DeVeau31, Gen. Thomas Francis Meagher, Kitty Pryde, Henry David Thoreau, Lt. General Wade Hampton III, Rodolfo Graziani, a pig who died/ in 1859, Ivan Waldron, Russian Bastard, You Yellow Bastard, Maj. Gen. John F. Reynolds, Robert Carradine.
2060-08-31You Yellow Bastard of the Cleveland Riflemen is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
2058-03-25A trade has been completed between the Washington Flying Circus and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive You Yellow Bastard from the Washington Flying Circus in exchange for Kenekou.
2057-08-04You Yellow Bastard of the Washington Flying Circus is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2056-10-03The Washington Flying Circus have promoted You Yellow Bastard to the major league team. The Washington Flying Circus have sent Not Like That! to the minors.
2055-04-28The Washington Flying Circus have renamed Bill Goldman to You Yellow Bastard.
2051-05-24The Washington Flying Circus have acquired Bob Weaver from the waiver wire.