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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Relief Pitcher
Retired (2063, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.32 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 154-82 Status Retired (2063) Option Years 0  
SV 206 Age 45 (OS 45) Date of Birth 03-02-2025
K 1416 Drafted Round 1, Pick 2
(2048)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(15 games)
IP 1848.0
WHIP 1.28
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L D  Endurance C-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B+   Mentor Val C-
Speed D- Bunt C- Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 4
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 9
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 10
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2049 COL
2
 6
53
0
0
0
7
 2
78.0
 84 44 42 3 26
56
1.41
4.85
2050 COL-TOR
3
 4
66
0
0
0
9
 5
76.1
 74 35 35 2 37
54
1.45
4.13
2051 TOR
16
 4
87
0
0
0
12
 7
100.1
 77 45 39 1 44
76
1.21
3.50
2052 TOR
8
 3
61
0
0
0
17
 2
76.0
 77 40 32 2 28
52
1.38
3.79
2053 TOR
13
 5
61
0
0
0
14
 9
111.0
 108 39 34 3 46
84
1.39
2.76
2054 TOR
11
 6
72
0
0
0
23
 5
116.0
 107 42 38 1 31
87
1.19
2.95
2055 TOR
15
 4
86
0
0
0
14
 8
115.1
 97 33 31 0 41
93
1.20
2.42
2056 SEA
16
 9
78
0
0
0
13
 3
191.1
 164 56 54 3 70
155
1.22
2.54
2057 SEA
12
 5
67
0
0
0
10
 2
169.1
 156 71 70 2 51
137
1.22
3.72
2058 SEA-CHA
15
 8
72
2
1
0
13
 6
187.0
 167 79 65 3 64
153
1.24
3.13
2059 CHA
15
 6
76
0
0
0
19
 4
169.1
 146 71 63 1 54
134
1.18
3.35
2060 CHA
13
 7
71
0
0
0
22
 6
172.2
 156 68 56 3 66
129
1.29
2.92
2061 CHA
8
 8
73
0
0
0
24
 10
162.2
 137 65 57 3 59
115
1.20
3.15
2062 BOS-BRO
7
 6
42
11
1
0
9
 2
115.0
 141 67 56 3 35
89
1.53
4.38
2063 BRO
0
 1
2
1
0
0
0
 0
7.2
 13 12 9 0 4
2
2.22
10.57
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
154
 82
967
14
2
0
206
 71
1848.0
 1704 767 681 30 656
1416
1.28
3.32
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2063-11-01Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap has retired from the Brooklyn Catchers in the High
2063-04-13The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have promoted Mike Anderson to the major league team. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have promoted Jim Jones to the major league team. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have promoted Art McNeal to the major league team. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have promoted Jim Miller to the major league team. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have promoted Al Boyer to the major league team. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have promoted Al Stimac to the major league team. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have designated Bob Darling for assignment. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have designated John Swan for assignment. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have designated Joe Puhl for assignment. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have designated Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap for assignment. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have designated Janthina grandis for assignment. The Brooklyn Doesnt Care About Your Problem have designated Justine Lai for assignment.
2062-07-17A trade has been completed between the Boston Berklee College of Music and the Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs. The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs receive Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Draft Pick 2063 Round 3 BOS (Fred Scott) from the Boston Berklee College of Music in exchange for Sam Averill.
2062-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Boston Berklee College of Music. The Boston Berklee College of Music receive Danny Quilici, A Healthy Eric Bedard, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Ed Rodriguez, Draft Pick 2064 Round 1 CHA (Roy Whitmore), Draft Pick 2063 Round 1 CHA (Grant Ripple) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Book of Love, ?Yokozuna? Rodney Anoia, Adrian Adonis, Bertha Faye, Indigo Girls.
2058-08-10A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard.
2056-03-25A trade has been completed between the Toronto Blue Notes and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Surly Darkness, Gene Krupa, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Albert Ayler, Buzz Lightyear from the Toronto Blue Notes in exchange for Rich Robinson, Chuck Harrelson, Hal Staton, Draft Pick 2056 Round 1 SEA (Tug Bratcher), Draft Pick 2057 Round 1 SEA (Rick Painter).
2053-03-25The Toronto Blue Notes have promoted Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap to the major league team. The Toronto Blue Notes have designated Kenny Burrell for assignment.
2052-10-20The Toronto Blue Notes have sent Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap down to the minors.
2050-05-06A trade has been completed between the Toronto Blue Notes and the Colorado Jimmy Walers. The Colorado Jimmy Walers receive Anthony Braxton, Matt Griffeth, Draft Pick 2052 Round 1 TOR (Pulower See) from the Toronto Blue Notes in exchange for Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
2049-05-12The Colorado Jimmy Walers have promoted Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap to the major league team. The Colorado Jimmy Walers have promoted Bob Stremmel to the major league team. The Colorado Jimmy Walers have promoted Palfuria caputlari to the major league team. The Colorado Jimmy Walers have designated Kingston Road (Toronto) for assignment. The Colorado Jimmy Walers have designated Tom, Oklahoma for assignment. The Colorado Jimmy Walers have designated James Mott for assignment.
2048-03-31The Colorado Jimmy Walers have renamed Bruce Stueland to Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
2048-03-31A trade has been completed between the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs and the Colorado Jimmy Walers. The Colorado Jimmy Walers receive Bruce Stueland from the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs in exchange for 2008 French Open.