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Oscar Gamble League 3-25-2070 |
| Reno The Fuckstick |  Right FieldRetired (2066, Age 35) |
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CAREER | BIOGRAPHICAL DATA | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AVG | .245 | Total Rating |
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Bats/Throws | L/R | |
| OPS | .712 | Status | Retired (2066) | Option Years | 0
|
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| H | 417 | Age | 39 (OS 39) | Date of Birth | 01-01-2031 | |
| HR | 69 | Drafted | Round 2, Pick 20 (2055) |
Majors Svc Time | 5 years (134 games) |
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| RBI | 242 | |||||
| SB | 21 | |||||
| OFFENSE | PITCHING | MENTORING | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Contact vs. R | Contact vs. L | Endurance |
Ldrship |
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| Power vs. R | Power vs. L | Velocity |
Mentor vR |
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| Speed | Bunt | Control |
Mentor vL |
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| POSITIONS | DEFENSE/HEALTH | POSTSEASON | |||||||
| C * | --- | SS | --- | Range | WS Rings | 0 | |||
| 1B | --- | LF | (99.0%) | Arm | WS Appearances | 0 | |||
| 2B | --- | CF | (89.3%) |
Health |
LCS Appearances | 0 | |||
| 3B | --- | RF | (100%) |
Injured Days |
0 | All Star Teams | 0 | ||
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
| Year
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Team | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | HBP | SF | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | ISO | AVG | Awards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2055 | CHA | 17 |
36 |
4 |
8
|
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
2 |
9 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
1 | 0 | .618 |
.256 |
.361 |
.139 |
.222 |
|
| 2056 | CHA | 132 |
481 |
38 |
102
|
21 |
1 |
17 |
57 |
26 |
107 | 4 | 0 | 6 |
18 | 4 | .624 |
.258 |
.366 |
.154 |
.212 |
|
| 2057 | CHA | 136 |
413 |
45 |
102
|
12 |
1 |
21 |
59 |
34 |
96 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
16 | 5 | .738 |
.304 |
.433 |
.186 |
.247 |
|
| 2058 | CHA-SEA | 95 |
272 |
32 |
73
|
19 |
0 |
8 |
42 |
18 |
56 | 2 | 0 | 4 |
4 | 6 | .745 |
.318 |
.426 |
.158 |
.268 |
|
| 2064 | TOR | 90 |
315 |
47 |
84
|
7 |
2 |
11 |
48 |
26 |
70 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
0 | 1 | .727 |
.321 |
.406 |
.140 |
.267 |
|
| 2065 | TOR | 65 |
82 |
13 |
25
|
7 |
1 |
6 |
16 |
9 |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 0 | 1.008 |
.374 |
.634 |
.329 |
.305 |
|
| 2066 | TOR | 70 |
105 |
13 |
23
|
6 |
1 |
5 |
13 |
2 |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
0 | 0 | .672 |
.234 |
.438 |
.219 |
.219 |
|
| Total | 605 |
1704 |
192 |
417
|
74 |
6 |
69 |
242 |
117 |
378 | 8 | 7 | 21 |
39 | 16 | .712 |
.295 |
.417 |
.172 |
.245 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2066-11-01 | Reno The Fuckstick has retired from the Toronto Blue Notes |
| 2064-05-22 | A trade has been completed between the Toronto Blue Notes and the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks receive from the Toronto Blue Notes in exchange for Reno The Fuckstick, Pete Neibauer. |
| 2064-04-08 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Reno The Fuckstick, Lt. William Sidebottom (14), Billy Santovenia. |
| 2059-04-01 | The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Sammy Small to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Ody Phillips to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have promoted Newt Dropo to the major league team. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have sent Reno The Fuckstick to the minors. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Frank C. Moore for assignment. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Jerome Kerviel for assignment. |
| 2058-08-10 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard. |
| 2056-04-21 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Reno The Fuckstick to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Madder Than Milton Bradley to the minors. |
| 2056-04-21 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have demoted Reno The Fuckstick to the minor leagues. |
| 2056-04-05 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have renamed Bill Torgeson to Reno The Fuckstick. |
| 2056-03-25 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Bill Torgeson to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent 280/96/74.47% (CF) to the minors. |
| 2055-05-06 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted 280/96/74.47% (CF) to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have sent Bill Torgeson to the minors. |
| 2055-04-19 | Bill Torgeson of the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks is injured and is expected to be out 25 days. |
| 2055-04-01 | The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Bill Torgeson to the major league team. |