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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Eric: Dusky Douchebag Right Field
Retired (2060, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .258 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .731 Status Retired (2060) Option Years 0  
H 820 Age 44 (OS 45) Date of Birth 05-24-2025
HR 98 Drafted Round 2, Pick 21
(2043)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(44 games)
RBI 433
SB 92
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L A- Velocity D-   Mentor vR B 
Speed A- Bunt C+ Control F    Mentor vL B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF C- (35.2%) Arm B  WS Appearances 0
2B D- (9.8%) CF A+ (98.4%)   Health C+ LCS Appearances 3
3B F  (0.5%) RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2048 CHA
127
270
18
57
10
2
3
34
12
 65 0 1
9
 17 3
.540
.244
.296
.085
.211
2049 CHA
130
373
41
110
13
3
13
51
42
 67 2 1
22
 21 2
.819
.368
.450
.155
.295
2050 CHA
136
186
29
49
2
0
7
19
13
 42 0 0
15
 5 2
.699
.312
.387
.124
.263
2051 CHA
125
210
23
52
12
2
3
15
15
 36 0 1
8
 7 0
.663
.296
.367
.119
.248
2052 CHA
34
62
11
19
2
1
3
13
5
 12 0 0
6
 3 1
.874
.358
.516
.210
.306
2053 CHA
119
143
18
35
5
0
5
18
17
 29 1 1
9
 7 3
.712
.327
.385
.140
.245
2054 CHA
86
102
16
28
4
2
4
19
9
 18 0 1
9
 6 2
.801
.330
.471
.196
.275
2055 CHA-SEA
134
403
53
92
13
7
16
56
35
 75 3 4
5
 4 3
.707
.292
.414
.186
.228
2056 SEA
142
564
79
155
21
11
22
95
53
 123 3 3
0
 0 0
.807
.339
.468
.193
.275
2057 SEA
140
535
75
131
14
5
14
69
58
 111 3 3
9
 4 4
.689
.321
.368
.123
.245
2058 SEA-CHA
73
255
28
74
14
3
4
29
26
 51 0 1
0
 0 2
.770
.355
.416
.125
.290
2059 CHA
46
57
6
15
2
1
3
10
2
 9 0 0
0
 0 0
.779
.288
.491
.228
.263
2060 CHA
3
14
3
3
0
1
1
5
1
 4 1 0
0
 0 0
.884
.312
.571
.357
.214
Total
1295
3174
400
820
112
38
98
433
288
 642 13 16
92
 74 22
.731
.321
.410
.152
.258
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2060-11-01Eric: Dusky Douchebag has retired from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks
2060-09-02The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have re-claimed Eric: Dusky Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2060-08-24The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Eric: Dusky Douchebag for assignment.
2059-04-06The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have re-claimed Eric: Dusky Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2059-04-01The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Eric: Dusky Douchebag for assignment.
2058-08-10A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Trent Dopson, Nine Million? For Chone?, Net Sales, Steve Shocker, Reno The Fuckstick, Elliot is a Gay Name, Madder Than Milton Bradley, Ernie Oulliber, Kinkade Shits Out Another One, Jerome Kerviel, The Honor Roll of Dogshit, Jake Davis, Sergio Wilson, Butch Desautels, Draft Pick 2061 Round 1 CHA (Ed Jackson), Draft Pick 2060 Round 1 CHA (Boze Stevens) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Brad Grey, The Legendary Black Beast, James Silas (coolasfuck), Eric: Dusky Douchebag, Dick Leverenz, God Shammgod, Eric: Masked Douchebag, Kevin Durant, Christian Eyenga, Michael Milken, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Leroy Hurd, A Rod Strickland Wu Tang Lyric, FREE ANTHONY RANDOLPH, Harry Shepard.
2055-07-04Eric: Dusky Douchebag of the Seattle Bàsquet Club is injured and is expected to be out 11 days.
2055-06-15A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Eric: Masked Douchebag, Eric: Undocumented Douchebag, It Beat Erics Team, Eric: Dusky Douchebag from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Chris Roberts, Hamed Haddadi, Tractor Traylor, Jefrey Leighton Brown.
2054-08-25The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have re-claimed Eric: Dusky Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2054-08-19The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Eric: Dusky Douchebag for assignment.
2052-05-12Eric: Dusky Douchebag of the Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick is injured and is expected to be out 34 days.
2051-06-05Eric: Dusky Douchebag of the Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show is injured and is expected to be out 11 days.
2049-06-09Eric: Dusky Douchebag of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2049-04-01The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Buddy Turk to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Eric: Dusky Douchebag to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the major league team.
2048-10-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Nikco Barnes to the minors. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Alliterative Angina to the minors. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Eric: Dusky Douchebag to the minors.
2048-04-18The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed Paul Brown to Eric: Dusky Douchebag.
2048-04-08The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Paul Brown to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated (unabashed hugs for craig) for assignment.
2046-10-21A trade has been completed between the Chicago Table Tennis Association and the Oakland Dollar Bills. The Oakland Dollar Bills receive Silky Slim, Biggie Smalls, The Ghost of Aaron, Unlimited Hugs for Daniel from the Chicago Table Tennis Association in exchange for Paul Brown, Aunt Agatha, Buck Ortiz, Gus Gomez, Wallace, Michael Bloomberg.