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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Eric: Undocumented Douchebag Second Base
Retired (2061, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .251 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .724 Status Retired (2061) Option Years 0  
H 795 Age 44 (OS 44) Date of Birth 01-28-2026
HR 117 Drafted Round 1, Pick 14
(2047)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(93 games)
RBI 410
SB 60
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R A+ Power vs. L A  Velocity D    Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt C+ Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS B  (64.7%) Range B  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF C- (35.0%) Arm C  WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 1
3B D  (17.4%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2048 CHA
41
60
6
10
1
1
0
4
7
 16 0 2
1
 2 3
.463
.246
.217
.050
.167
2049 CHA
139
170
21
38
8
1
8
19
9
 53 1 0
4
 8 5
.690
.267
.424
.200
.224
2050 CHA
87
120
14
32
5
1
3
12
8
 30 0 0
4
 5 2
.712
.312
.400
.133
.267
2051 CHA
121
348
28
78
15
3
12
45
27
 74 0 3
11
 12 12
.666
.278
.388
.164
.224
2052 CHA
140
258
29
66
7
3
11
31
24
 55 0 1
14
 14 5
.752
.318
.434
.178
.256
2053 CHA
69
119
18
33
6
0
5
18
10
 22 0 1
10
 2 2
.785
.331
.454
.176
.277
2054 CHA
109
151
12
30
4
2
4
14
8
 34 0 0
9
 4 3
.570
.239
.331
.132
.199
2055 CHA-SEA
102
286
32
78
10
3
13
44
25
 55 1 0
6
 10 7
.798
.333
.465
.192
.273
2056 SEA
77
279
42
81
17
2
4
31
19
 55 2 2
1
 0 6
.746
.338
.409
.118
.290
2057 SEA
94
333
42
81
14
3
14
44
24
 68 3 2
0
 0 21
.728
.298
.429
.186
.243
2058 SEA
74
248
44
74
15
5
18
52
15
 56 3 1
0
 0 10
.962
.345
.617
.319
.298
2059 SEA
108
355
36
88
11
3
12
43
25
 69 2 0
0
 0 11
.698
.301
.397
.149
.248
2060 SEA
101
373
39
93
17
2
12
51
25
 67 1 2
0
 0 15
.699
.297
.402
.153
.249
2061 SEA
20
72
5
13
2
0
1
2
5
 19 0 0
0
 0 0
.484
.234
.250
.069
.181
Total
1282
3172
368
795
132
29
117
410
231
 673 13 14
60
 57 102
.724
.303
.421
.171
.251
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2061-11-01Eric: Undocumented Douchebag has retired from the Seattle Bàsquet Club
2061-05-07The Seattle Bàsquet Club have designated Eric: Undocumented Douchebag for assignment.
2058-06-12Eric: Undocumented Douchebag of the Seattle Bàsquet Club is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2055-06-15A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive Eric: Masked Douchebag, Eric: Undocumented Douchebag, It Beat Erics Team, Eric: Dusky Douchebag from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for Chris Roberts, Hamed Haddadi, Tractor Traylor, Jefrey Leighton Brown.
2054-07-14The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have re-claimed Eric: Undocumented Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2054-07-02The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Pete Abbott to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Eric: Undocumented Douchebag for assignment.
2053-06-23The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have promoted Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the major league team. The Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks have designated Keith Stafford for assignment.
2052-10-18The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have promoted I Is So Awesomes to the major league team. The Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick have sent Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the minors.
2052-09-22Eric: Undocumented Douchebag of the Chicago System 3 Sucks Dick is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2051-09-13Eric: Undocumented Douchebag of the Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show is injured and is expected to be out 43 days.
2050-09-14The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the major league team.
2050-09-14The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Fourscore Blondes to the major league team. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have sent Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the minors.
2050-06-11The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the major league team.
2049-10-23The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the minors.
2049-04-01The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Buddy Turk to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Eric: Dusky Douchebag to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the major league team.
2048-06-12The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Dick (sick) to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Eric: Undocumented Douchebag to the minors.
2048-05-24Eric: Undocumented Douchebag of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2048-04-18The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed Carlos Gallagher to Eric: Undocumented Douchebag.
2048-04-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Carlos Gallagher to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated Pete Pena for assignment.