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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Turd in the Punch Bowl Starting Pitcher
Retired (2061, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.97 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 139-166 Status Retired (2061) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age 44 (OS 45) Date of Birth 04-24-2025
K 1815 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2043)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(29 games)
IP 2435.1
WHIP 1.35
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D  Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity A    Mentor Val A+
Speed B  Bunt D- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C- WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm D  WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health B  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2047 CHA
0
 1
2
1
0
0
0
 0
4.1
 9 5 5 0 3
0
2.77
10.38
2048 CHA
2
 3
9
1
0
0
1
 1
34.0
 49 30 24 2 20
28
2.03
6.35
2049 CHA
5
 24
39
39
0
0
0
 0
180.0
 190 102 100 3 83
143
1.52
5.00
2050 CHA
12
 7
26
26
0
0
0
 0
152.2
 125 55 54 2 80
105
1.34
3.18
2051 CHA
12
 12
41
27
0
0
2
 0
191.0
 177 82 77 1 69
145
1.29
3.63
2052 CHA
10
 12
31
31
0
0
0
 0
174.1
 152 68 60 0 76
132
1.31
3.10
2053 CHA
11
 17
44
44
0
0
0
 0
204.0
 187 100 89 3 83
147
1.32
3.93
2054 CHA
7
 17
45
28
0
0
0
 0
150.0
 147 81 79 2 66
105
1.42
4.74
2055 CHA-COL
5
 15
55
27
3
1
4
 0
179.1
 177 91 77 2 62
148
1.33
3.86
2056 COL
13
 14
33
33
9
1
0
 0
218.2
 243 130 116 1 89
178
1.52
4.77
2057 COL
20
 8
34
34
16
2
0
 0
265.0
 227 102 96 5 91
182
1.20
3.26
2058 COL
14
 16
34
34
9
1
0
 0
256.2
 243 124 116 8 96
206
1.32
4.07
2059 COL-MON
15
 12
35
35
8
4
0
 0
261.0
 226 123 114 4 113
180
1.30
3.93
2060 MON
9
 4
30
15
3
0
2
 0
128.0
 118 58 56 2 54
88
1.34
3.94
2061 MON
4
 4
34
0
0
0
0
 0
36.1
 29 10 10 0 14
28
1.18
2.48
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
139
 166
492
375
48
9
9
 1
2435.1
 2299 1161 1073 35 999
1815
1.35
3.97
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2061-11-01Turd in the Punch Bowl has retired from the Montreal Escadrille
2059-04-05A trade has been completed between the Montreal Escadrille and the Colorado Jimmy Walers. The Colorado Jimmy Walers receive Spoke Albrecht, The Abyss, Tom McGarr, Doe Welchonce from the Montreal Escadrille in exchange for Turd in the Punch Bowl, Kinski (band).
2055-08-17A trade has been completed between the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks and the Colorado Jimmy Walers. The Colorado Jimmy Walers receive Eric: (HUGS), Turd in the Punch Bowl, Draft Pick 2056 Round 2 CHA (Giovanni Battista Riccioli) from the Chicago Chone Figgins Sucks in exchange for B-Sides and Rarities, Old Hopland, California, Love of Chair.
2049-04-01The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Turd in the Punch Bowl to the major league team.
2049-04-01The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed Nikco Barnes to Turd in the Punch Bowl.
2048-10-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Nikco Barnes to the minors. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Alliterative Angina to the minors. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Eric: Dusky Douchebag to the minors.
2048-09-09The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Nikco Barnes to the major league team.
2047-10-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Nikco Barnes to the minors. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent ((Unwanted Side Effects)) to the minors.
2047-09-30The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Nikco Barnes to the major league team.
2047-09-05The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Jose Dillard to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Nikco Barnes to the minors.
2047-09-05The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Nikco Barnes to the major league team.
2046-10-14A trade has been completed between the San Francisco Wort and the Chicago Table Tennis Association. The Chicago Table Tennis Association receive Oberon, Woodstock, St. George, Ommegang Hennepin, Jason Williams, Hughie Spencer, Rob Richmond, Dick McLean, Nikco Barnes, Howie Andujar, Draft Pick - 2049 Round 1 (SF), Draft Pick - 2048 Round 1 (SF), Draft Pick - 2047 Round 1 (SF) from the San Francisco Wort in exchange for Tyler Won! Hooray!, Moses Malone, Rumble in the Bleachers, Doomed to Fail...Horribly.