* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
| Date | Transaction |
| 2042-11-01 | The Eight Cockwielders has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2042-04-21 | The Chicago Table Tennis Association have waived The Eight Cockwielders. |
| 2042-04-01 | The Chicago Table Tennis Association have promoted The Founder: James Naismith! to the major league team. The Chicago Table Tennis Association have designated The Eight Cockwielders for assignment. |
| 2039-06-11 | The Eight Cockwielders of the Chicago Table Tennis Association is injured and is expected to be out 50 days. |
| 2038-08-11 | The Eight Cockwielders of the Chicago Table Tennis Association is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2037-07-31 | The Eight Cockwielders of the Chicago Table Tennis Association is injured and is expected to be out 35 days. |
| 2036-07-30 | The Eight Cockwielders of the Chicago Table Tennis Association is injured and is expected to be out 9 days. |
| 2036-05-01 | The Eight Cockwielders of the Chicago Table Tennis Association is injured and is expected to be out 26 days. |
| 2033-08-19 | The Chicago Table Tennis Association have promoted The Eight Cockwielders to the major league team. |
| 2032-10-03 | The Chicago Table Tennis Association have sent Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje to the minors. The Chicago Table Tennis Association have sent The Eight Cockwielders to the minors. |
| 2031-09-24 | The Eight Cockwielders of the Chicago Table Tennis Association is injured and is expected to be out 27 days. |
| 2031-04-01 | The Chicago Deconstruction have promoted Darren Tramback to the major league team. The Chicago Deconstruction have promoted Eli Flack to the major league team. The Chicago Deconstruction have promoted The Eight Cockwielders to the major league team. The Chicago Deconstruction have promoted Eight is Enough to the major league team. The Chicago Deconstruction have promoted 23=Too Old (tanky) to the major league team. The Chicago Deconstruction have sent Sam Bowie to the minors. |
| 2030-04-25 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Deconstruction and the St. Louis Cagers. The St. Louis Cagers receive Lieutenant Lip Botz., Gregor Samsa, George Milton, Lionel Essrog, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, Jerry Blanco, Aron Trask, Jimmy Corrigan, Tom Lugo, Little Big Town , Ed Williams, Bill Gorton, lol, books!, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bob Belinsky, Mike Mantle, Judge Holden, John the Savage, Len Sheely, Tomas and Tereza, Willie Gruber, Edgar Mitchell, Le Petit Prince, Dax Vidro, Steve Carpin, Don Schoeneweis, Jimmy Andrews, Bo Sutton, Frank Carlisle, Jeff Kennedy, Chris Gallagher, Gordon Browne, Willie Tillman, Waldo Jeffries, Dick Kostal, John Judson, Dick Kipper, Jay Hunter from the Chicago Deconstruction in exchange for People who think Eva sucks, Friedrich I von Büren, The OGL That Once Was, Rascal Flatts , Tiny Lou, Ed Maclin, The Magic 101, Prince Lindsey, Eight is Enough, 23=Too Old (tanky), The Confectionery, Eli Flack, Aarons Enduring Shame, The 87 Scabs, Kurt Rambis, Sam Bowie, Two Halves of Coconut, Henry Schueler, Tony Ens, Krautmatts Annoying Little Dog, The Super Delegates, Johnny Ownbey, Sam Perkins, Mark James, The Disenfranchiser, Grey Grantham, The Eight Cockwielders, Andrew Toney, PJ Brown, Shinichiro Tamaki, Tree Rollins, Randy Queen, The Spirit of St. Louis, Jim Kelley, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, Frank McBride, Rocky Hodge, Darren Tramback, Forrest Johnson. |
| 2030-04-23 | A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Lieutenant Lip Botz., Gregor Samsa, George Milton, Lionel Essrog, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, Bo Sutton, Jerry Blanco, Aron Trask, Jimmy Corrigan, Tom Lugo, Little Big Town , Bill Gorton, lol, books!, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bob Belinsky, Mike Mantle, Judge Holden, John the Savage, Len Sheely, Dick Kostal, Tomas and Tereza, Dick Kipper, Le Petit Prince, Dax Vidro, Steve Carpin, Don Schoeneweis, Jimmy Andrews, Frank Carlisle, Jeff Kennedy, Chris Gallagher, Ed Williams, Gordon Browne, Willie Tillman, Waldo Jeffries, John Judson, Willie Gruber, Jay Hunter from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for People who think Eva sucks, Friedrich I von Büren, The OGL That Once Was, Rascal Flatts , Tiny Lou, Ed Maclin, The Magic 101, Prince Lindsey, Eight is Enough, 23=Too Old (tanky), The Confectionery, Eli Flack, Aarons Enduring Shame, The 87 Scabs, Kurt Rambis, Sam Bowie, Two Halves of Coconut, Henry Schueler, Tony Ens, Krautmatts Annoying Little Dog, The Super Delegates, Johnny Ownbey, Sam Perkins, Mark James, The Disenfranchiser, Grey Grantham, The Eight Cockwielders, Andrew Toney, PJ Brown, Shinichiro Tamaki, Tree Rollins, Randy Queen, The Spirit of St. Louis, Jim Kelley, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, Frank McBride, Rocky Hodge, Darren Tramback, Forrest Johnson. |
| 2028-04-08 | The Chicago Cagers have renamed Victor Reynolds to The Eight Cockwielders. |
| 2027-09-09 | A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier. |
| 2027-07-27 | A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch. |
| 2027-07-13 | A trade has been completed between the Chicago Cagers and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Keith Anderson from the Chicago Cagers in exchange for Victor Reynolds. |
| 2027-04-18 | The Cleveland Riflemen have acquired Victor Reynolds from the waiver wire. |
| 2027-04-04 | The New York Left of the Dial have waived Victor Reynolds. |
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