* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.
| Date | Transaction |
| 2030-11-01 | Norman Wilson has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2030-04-01 | The Chicago Cagers have waived Norman Wilson. |
| 2029-06-12 | The Chicago Cagers have promoted Aarons Enduring Shame to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have designated Norman Wilson for assignment. |
| 2029-06-12 | The Chicago Cagers have promoted Norman Wilson to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have designated People who think Eva sucks for assignment. |
| 2028-08-23 | The Chicago FuckYouHappy have promoted Tim and his Machiavellianism to the major league team. The Chicago FuckYouHappy have designated Norman Wilson for assignment. |
| 2027-09-09 | A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier. |
| 2027-07-27 | A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch. |
| 2027-06-23 | A trade has been completed between the Detroit Urban Utopia and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Norman Wilson from the Detroit Urban Utopia in exchange for Hurricane Force Wind. |
| 2024-08-29 | The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Little Kevin to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have designated Norman Wilson for assignment. |
| 2024-06-28 | The Detroit Urban Utopia have renamed Dick Wetzel to Norman Wilson. |
| 2023-05-08 | The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Dick Wetzel to the major league team. |
| 2023-05-05 | The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted State Sen. Clay Davis to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Dick Wetzel to the minors. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Dick Wetzel to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Ricky Baumgartner to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bill Johnson to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Rick Cram to the minors. |
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