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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Personal Trainer: Cooking Relief Pitcher
Retired (2030, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 8.39 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 2-18 Status Deceased (2051) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 06-25-1996
K 94 Drafted Round 2, Pick 19
(2014)		 Majors Svc Time 1 years
(138 games)
IP 142.2
WHIP 1.93
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D  Endurance C-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val A 
Speed B- Bunt D+ Control C 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2028 COL
1
 0
9
0
0
0
0
 0
13.2
 16 6 6 0 6
6
1.61
3.95
2030 SEA
1
 18
22
22
1
0
0
 0
129.0
 188 140 127 6 66
88
1.97
8.86
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
2
 18
31
22
1
0
0
 0
142.2
 204 146 133 6 72
94
1.93
8.39
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2030-11-01Personal Trainer: Cooking has retired from the Seattle Joystick Jockeys
2030-04-14The Seattle Joystick Jockeys have promoted My Fitness Coach to the major league team. The Seattle Joystick Jockeys have promoted Personal Trainer: Cooking to the major league team. The Seattle Joystick Jockeys have designated Jenga: World Tour for assignment. The Seattle Joystick Jockeys have designated Hannah Montana: Music Jam for assignment.
2030-04-14The Seattle Joystick Jockeys have renamed Herb Ortiz to Personal Trainer: Cooking.
2030-04-14The Seattle Joystick Jockeys have acquired Herb Ortiz from the waiver wire.
2030-04-01The Colorado Voyagers have waived Herb Ortiz.
2029-04-01The Colorado Voyagers have promoted Frank Sheffield to the major league team. The Colorado Voyagers have promoted Lynn Strunk to the major league team. The Colorado Voyagers have promoted Steamboat Davidson to the major league team. The Colorado Voyagers have promoted Bill Selbach to the major league team. The Colorado Voyagers have promoted Tom Levan to the major league team. The Colorado Voyagers have promoted Jim Messersmith to the major league team. The Colorado Voyagers have designated Ice-Nine for assignment. The Colorado Voyagers have designated Herb Ortiz for assignment. The Colorado Voyagers have sent Bullshit Trades to the minors. The Colorado Voyagers have designated Yuki Nagato for assignment. The Colorado Voyagers have designated Alfred Krupp for assignment. The Colorado Voyagers have designated Universal Studios for assignment.
2028-04-14The Colorado Silver Bullets have promoted Buster Holshouser to the major league team. The Colorado Silver Bullets have promoted A Geoff Trade to the major league team. The Colorado Silver Bullets have promoted Herb Ortiz to the major league team.
2028-03-25The Colorado Silver Bullets have promoted Rei Ayanami to the major league team. The Colorado Silver Bullets have promoted Sarah Knox Taylor, deceased to the major league team. The Colorado Silver Bullets have designated A Geoff Trade for assignment. The Colorado Silver Bullets have designated Herb Ortiz for assignment. The Colorado Silver Bullets have designated Seussical for assignment.
2027-10-13A trade has been completed between the Chicago Cagers and the Cincinnati Superstars of Country. The Cincinnati Superstars of Country receive Ice-Nine, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Sadie Merson, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Don Gilliford, Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens from the Chicago Cagers in exchange for Len Bias, Van Zant , Ricky Skaggs, Faster Than a Shark, The Confectionery.
2027-09-09A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier.
2027-07-27A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch.
2027-07-23The Chicago Cagers have acquired Herb Ortiz from the waiver wire.
2027-04-02The Chicago Cagers have waived Herb Ortiz.
2026-07-14The Chicago Cagers have acquired Herb Ortiz from the waiver wire.
2021-04-28The Brooklyn Canine Brigade have waived Herb Ortiz.