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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Cheap Laugh Relief Pitcher
Retired (2038, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.22 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 8-14 Status Retired (2038) Option Years 0  
SV 25 Age 66 (OS 66) Date of Birth 01-12-2004
K 110 Drafted Round 4, Pick 60
(2026)		 Majors Svc Time 6 years
(133 games)
IP 192.0
WHIP 1.38
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D+ Contact vs. L C  Endurance D+   Ldrship A-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B-   Mentor Val A+
Speed C- Bunt C- Control A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range F  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2028 BAL
0
 0
2
0
0
0
1
 0
2.2
 3 0 0 0 0
0
1.13
0.00
2031 BAL
3
 3
58
0
0
0
7
 2
66.2
 71 37 34 3 21
38
1.38
4.59
2032 BAL
4
 5
66
0
0
0
12
 1
72.2
 69 39 28 0 33
40
1.40
3.47
2033 BAL
1
 3
32
0
0
0
5
 2
34.0
 36 24 19 1 10
22
1.35
5.03
2034 TEX
0
 1
6
0
0
0
0
 0
10.2
 15 7 7 0 1
8
1.50
5.91
2037 TEX
0
 2
4
0
0
0
0
 0
5.1
 4 3 2 0 2
2
1.13
3.38
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
8
 14
168
0
0
0
25
 5
192.0
 198 110 90 4 67
110
1.38
4.22
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Cheap Laugh has retired from the Texas Vagaries
2037-09-04The Texas Vagaries have designated Cheap Laugh for assignment.
2034-04-25The Texas Vagaries have renamed Jimmie Johnsons Fiery Reentry to Cheap Laugh.
2034-04-25The Texas Vagaries have renamed Jimmie Johnson falls to earth to Jimmie Johnsons Fiery Reentry.
2034-04-10The Texas Vagaries have renamed Don Gilliford to Jimmie Johnson falls to earth.
2034-04-08The Texas Vagaries have acquired Don Gilliford from the waiver wire.
2034-03-25The Baltimore Hamiltonians have promoted The National Debt to the major league team. The Baltimore Hamiltonians have designated Don Gilliford for assignment.
2031-04-02The Baltimore Hamiltonians have promoted Don Gilliford to the major league team. The Baltimore Hamiltonians have promoted Rich Pitts to the major league team. The Baltimore Hamiltonians have sent Alan Proly to the minors. The Baltimore Hamiltonians have designated Ziggy Podres for assignment.
2028-04-04The Baltimore Hamiltonians have promoted John Jonnard to the major league team. The Baltimore Hamiltonians have sent Don Gilliford to the minors.
2027-10-13A trade has been completed between the Chicago Cagers and the Cincinnati Superstars of Country. The Cincinnati Superstars of Country receive Ice-Nine, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Sadie Merson, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Don Gilliford, Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens from the Chicago Cagers in exchange for Len Bias, Van Zant , Ricky Skaggs, Faster Than a Shark, The Confectionery.
2027-09-09A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier.
2027-07-27A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch.