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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
The Confectionery Center Field
Retired (2033, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .276 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .750 Status Retired (2033) Option Years 0  
H 1602 Age 73 (OS 74) Date of Birth 07-20-1996
HR 113 Drafted Round 2, Pick 29
(2014)
Majors Svc Time 14 years
(154 games)
RBI 670
SB 236
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B- Velocity   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B D- (10.2%) LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 0
2B (0.4%) CF A+ (100%)   Health LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF A+ (98.0%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2019 KC
112
430
49
104
22
7
6
36
42
81 2 1
15
0 3
.679
.312
.367
.126
.242
2020 KC
118
507
80
138
24
10
11
38
48
94 2 3
13
3 7
.760
.336
.424
.152
.272
2021 KC
139
592
80
140
21
6
9
47
46
110 1 1
8
3 3
.630
.292
.338
.101
.236
2022 KC
122
419
54
109
12
4
12
59
42
78 1 2
20
4 13
.721
.328
.394
.134
.260
2023 KC
127
463
57
111
19
3
5
45
54
67 1 3
19
2 4
.645
.319
.326
.086
.240
2024 KC
133
509
78
140
17
10
9
71
57
87 3 2
23
5 5
.751
.350
.401
.126
.275
2025 KC
123
478
90
158
27
6
7
62
55
66 2 2
39
3 4
.856
.400
.456
.126
.331
2026 KC
139
578
85
170
23
7
13
63
47
76 3 3
25
8 3
.774
.349
.426
.131
.294
2027 KC-CHA-CIN-CHA
71
248
41
68
8
6
7
28
30
39 0 0
10
3 0
.792
.353
.440
.165
.274
2028 CHA
156
309
49
94
12
7
8
65
40
57 0 1
8
1 1
.849
.383
.466
.162
.304
2029 CHA
160
392
61
115
16
6
12
52
43
47 0 2
6
2 1
.818
.362
.457
.163
.293
2030 CHA-STL-CHA
158
292
54
90
20
3
8
33
34
39 1 2
15
5 5
.859
.380
.479
.171
.308
2031 CHA
110
272
38
81
13
7
3
40
32
40 1 3
17
2 2
.800
.370
.430
.132
.298
2032 CHA
117
176
26
45
8
1
2
20
17
22 0 0
12
9 3
.668
.321
.347
.091
.256
2033 CHA
111
140
18
39
5
1
1
11
12
22 1 0
6
7 1
.690
.340
.350
.071
.279
Total
1896
5805
860
1602
247
84
113
670
599
925 18 25
236
57 55
.750
.344
.406
.130
.276
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2033-11-01The Confectionery has retired from the Chicago Table Tennis Association
2030-04-25A trade has been completed between the Chicago Deconstruction and the St. Louis Cagers. The St. Louis Cagers receive Lieutenant Lip Botz., Gregor Samsa, George Milton, Lionel Essrog, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, Jerry Blanco, Aron Trask, Jimmy Corrigan, Tom Lugo, Little Big Town , Ed Williams, Bill Gorton, lol, books!, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bob Belinsky, Mike Mantle, Judge Holden, John the Savage, Len Sheely, Tomas and Tereza, Willie Gruber, Edgar Mitchell, Le Petit Prince, Dax Vidro, Steve Carpin, Don Schoeneweis, Jimmy Andrews, Bo Sutton, Frank Carlisle, Jeff Kennedy, Chris Gallagher, Gordon Browne, Willie Tillman, Waldo Jeffries, Dick Kostal, John Judson, Dick Kipper, Jay Hunter from the Chicago Deconstruction in exchange for People who think Eva sucks, Friedrich I von Büren, The OGL That Once Was, Rascal Flatts , Tiny Lou, Ed Maclin, The Magic 101, Prince Lindsey, Eight is Enough, 23=Too Old (tanky), The Confectionery, Eli Flack, Aarons Enduring Shame, The 87 Scabs, Kurt Rambis, Sam Bowie, Two Halves of Coconut, Henry Schueler, Tony Ens, Krautmatts Annoying Little Dog, The Super Delegates, Johnny Ownbey, Sam Perkins, Mark James, The Disenfranchiser, Grey Grantham, The Eight Cockwielders, Andrew Toney, PJ Brown, Shinichiro Tamaki, Tree Rollins, Randy Queen, The Spirit of St. Louis, Jim Kelley, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, Frank McBride, Rocky Hodge, Darren Tramback, Forrest Johnson.
2030-04-23A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Lieutenant Lip Botz., Gregor Samsa, George Milton, Lionel Essrog, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, Bo Sutton, Jerry Blanco, Aron Trask, Jimmy Corrigan, Tom Lugo, Little Big Town , Bill Gorton, lol, books!, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bob Belinsky, Mike Mantle, Judge Holden, John the Savage, Len Sheely, Dick Kostal, Tomas and Tereza, Dick Kipper, Le Petit Prince, Dax Vidro, Steve Carpin, Don Schoeneweis, Jimmy Andrews, Frank Carlisle, Jeff Kennedy, Chris Gallagher, Ed Williams, Gordon Browne, Willie Tillman, Waldo Jeffries, John Judson, Willie Gruber, Jay Hunter from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for People who think Eva sucks, Friedrich I von Büren, The OGL That Once Was, Rascal Flatts , Tiny Lou, Ed Maclin, The Magic 101, Prince Lindsey, Eight is Enough, 23=Too Old (tanky), The Confectionery, Eli Flack, Aarons Enduring Shame, The 87 Scabs, Kurt Rambis, Sam Bowie, Two Halves of Coconut, Henry Schueler, Tony Ens, Krautmatts Annoying Little Dog, The Super Delegates, Johnny Ownbey, Sam Perkins, Mark James, The Disenfranchiser, Grey Grantham, The Eight Cockwielders, Andrew Toney, PJ Brown, Shinichiro Tamaki, Tree Rollins, Randy Queen, The Spirit of St. Louis, Jim Kelley, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, Frank McBride, Rocky Hodge, Darren Tramback, Forrest Johnson.
2027-10-13A trade has been completed between the Chicago Cagers and the Cincinnati Superstars of Country. The Cincinnati Superstars of Country receive Ice-Nine, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Sadie Merson, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Don Gilliford, Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens from the Chicago Cagers in exchange for Len Bias, Van Zant , Ricky Skaggs, Faster Than a Shark, The Confectionery.
2027-06-18A trade has been completed between the Chicago Cagers and the Cincinnati Superstars of Country. The Cincinnati Superstars of Country receive The Confectionery, The Gmclaws Thread from the Chicago Cagers in exchange for The 87 Scabs, Bryan: OGL Referee.
2027-05-14A trade has been completed between the Kansas City Soul Crushers and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive The 87 Scabs, The Confectionery, Bryan: OGL Referee, Ice-Nine, Faster Than a Shark, Olympic Apathy, Charles Christopher Sheats from the Kansas City Soul Crushers in exchange for The Spirit of St. Louis.
2025-04-13The Confectionery of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2024-09-14The Confectionery of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 10 days.
2023-09-19The Confectionery of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2022-04-16The Confectionery of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
2020-07-15The Confectionery of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2019-09-21The Confectionery of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2019-04-28The Kansas City Soul Crushers have renamed Art Pauxtis to The Confectionery.
2019-04-25The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Art Pauxtis to the major league team.