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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. Catcher
Retired (2038, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .265 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .746 Status Retired (2038) Option Years 0  
H 1796 Age 68 (OS 69) Date of Birth 04-19-2001
HR 208 Drafted Round 2, Pick 21
(2023)		 Majors Svc Time 16 years
(0 games)
RBI 887
SB 0
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt C- Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range C- WS Rings 0
1B B- (56.2%) LF C+ (50.2%) Arm A- WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2023 CLE
135
479
47
104
16
0
13
63
52
 108 4 1
0
 6 7
.630
.299
.332
.115
.217
2024 STL
135
540
48
108
19
0
4
32
39
 112 2 4
0
 0 14
.512
.255
.257
.057
.200
2025 STL
135
577
84
141
19
2
16
53
55
 109 0 1
0
 0 18
.677
.310
.367
.123
.244
2026 STL
135
558
79
150
37
2
11
62
51
 94 4 0
0
 0 4
.736
.334
.401
.133
.269
2027 STL-CHA-STL
116
473
68
125
24
0
16
49
50
 83 0 4
0
 1 7
.749
.332
.416
.152
.264
2028 STL
130
527
93
153
26
3
20
88
50
 97 1 4
0
 0 5
.815
.351
.465
.175
.290
2029 STL
130
519
87
155
27
3
27
98
58
 81 0 1
0
 0 1
.887
.369
.518
.220
.299
2030 STL-CHA-STL
89
276
41
75
19
1
11
55
29
 37 4 2
0
 0 3
.815
.347
.467
.196
.272
2031 STL
85
236
30
68
14
1
7
38
27
 37 0 2
0
 0 2
.803
.358
.445
.157
.288
2032 STL
94
275
38
83
14
3
7
43
29
 49 1 1
0
 0 2
.820
.369
.451
.149
.302
2033 STL
124
365
56
98
17
1
12
61
36
 59 1 5
0
 0 2
.751
.332
.419
.151
.268
2034 STL
121
294
44
89
15
1
13
54
34
 45 1 0
0
 0 0
.870
.377
.493
.190
.303
2035 STL
128
401
64
129
22
2
19
50
41
 57 0 1
0
 0 4
.912
.384
.529
.207
.322
2036 STL
132
380
63
111
13
3
10
47
43
 59 2 2
0
 0 7
.786
.365
.421
.129
.292
2037 STL
126
364
55
92
15
3
9
36
47
 57 2 4
0
 0 4
.723
.338
.385
.132
.253
2038 STL
130
513
55
115
22
1
13
58
52
 79 0 0
0
 0 11
.643
.296
.347
.123
.224
Total
1945
6777
952
1796
319
26
208
887
693
 1163 22 32
0
 7 91
.746
.334
.412
.147
.265
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2038-11-01Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. has retired from the St. Louis Zombies
2032-07-22Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. of the St. Louis Deconstruction is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2032-06-17Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. of the St. Louis Deconstruction is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2030-07-11Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. of the St. Louis Cagers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2030-04-25A trade has been completed between the Chicago Deconstruction and the St. Louis Cagers. The St. Louis Cagers receive Lieutenant Lip Botz., Gregor Samsa, George Milton, Lionel Essrog, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, Jerry Blanco, Aron Trask, Jimmy Corrigan, Tom Lugo, Little Big Town , Ed Williams, Bill Gorton, lol, books!, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bob Belinsky, Mike Mantle, Judge Holden, John the Savage, Len Sheely, Tomas and Tereza, Willie Gruber, Edgar Mitchell, Le Petit Prince, Dax Vidro, Steve Carpin, Don Schoeneweis, Jimmy Andrews, Bo Sutton, Frank Carlisle, Jeff Kennedy, Chris Gallagher, Gordon Browne, Willie Tillman, Waldo Jeffries, Dick Kostal, John Judson, Dick Kipper, Jay Hunter from the Chicago Deconstruction in exchange for People who think Eva sucks, Friedrich I von Büren, The OGL That Once Was, Rascal Flatts , Tiny Lou, Ed Maclin, The Magic 101, Prince Lindsey, Eight is Enough, 23=Too Old (tanky), The Confectionery, Eli Flack, Aarons Enduring Shame, The 87 Scabs, Kurt Rambis, Sam Bowie, Two Halves of Coconut, Henry Schueler, Tony Ens, Krautmatts Annoying Little Dog, The Super Delegates, Johnny Ownbey, Sam Perkins, Mark James, The Disenfranchiser, Grey Grantham, The Eight Cockwielders, Andrew Toney, PJ Brown, Shinichiro Tamaki, Tree Rollins, Randy Queen, The Spirit of St. Louis, Jim Kelley, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, Frank McBride, Rocky Hodge, Darren Tramback, Forrest Johnson.
2030-04-23A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Lieutenant Lip Botz., Gregor Samsa, George Milton, Lionel Essrog, Johnny Cash, Tim McGraw, Bo Sutton, Jerry Blanco, Aron Trask, Jimmy Corrigan, Tom Lugo, Little Big Town , Bill Gorton, lol, books!, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bob Belinsky, Mike Mantle, Judge Holden, John the Savage, Len Sheely, Dick Kostal, Tomas and Tereza, Dick Kipper, Le Petit Prince, Dax Vidro, Steve Carpin, Don Schoeneweis, Jimmy Andrews, Frank Carlisle, Jeff Kennedy, Chris Gallagher, Ed Williams, Gordon Browne, Willie Tillman, Waldo Jeffries, John Judson, Willie Gruber, Jay Hunter from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for People who think Eva sucks, Friedrich I von Büren, The OGL That Once Was, Rascal Flatts , Tiny Lou, Ed Maclin, The Magic 101, Prince Lindsey, Eight is Enough, 23=Too Old (tanky), The Confectionery, Eli Flack, Aarons Enduring Shame, The 87 Scabs, Kurt Rambis, Sam Bowie, Two Halves of Coconut, Henry Schueler, Tony Ens, Krautmatts Annoying Little Dog, The Super Delegates, Johnny Ownbey, Sam Perkins, Mark James, The Disenfranchiser, Grey Grantham, The Eight Cockwielders, Andrew Toney, PJ Brown, Shinichiro Tamaki, Tree Rollins, Randy Queen, The Spirit of St. Louis, Jim Kelley, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, Frank McBride, Rocky Hodge, Darren Tramback, Forrest Johnson.
2027-09-09A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier.
2027-07-27A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch.
2027-05-21Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. of the St. Louis Deconstruction is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2024-04-01A trade has been completed between the Cleveland Riflemen and the St. Louis Deconstruction. The St. Louis Deconstruction receive Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed. from the Cleveland Riflemen in exchange for Frank Traber, Draft Pick - 2025 Round 1 (MIL).
2023-04-01The Cleveland Riflemen have renamed Sgt. C.J. Ackhert, Ed. to Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed..
2023-04-01The Cleveland Riflemen have renamed Charlie Whiteside to Sgt. C.J. Ackhert, Ed..
2023-04-01The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Herman Melville to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Eddie Lincoln to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Charlie Whiteside to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Willie Jacobus to the major league team.