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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor Relief Pitcher
Retired (2027, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 6.29 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 23-40 Status Retired (2027) Option Years 0  
SV 1 Age 76 (OS 77) Date of Birth 12-27-1993
K 316 Drafted Round 3, Pick 45
(2013)		 Majors Svc Time 3 years
(9 games)
IP 444.2
WHIP 1.68
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D- Endurance C    Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D+ Velocity A-   Mentor Val A+
Speed B  Bunt C- Control C 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B  WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2014 BOS
0
 1
1
1
0
0
0
 0
6.0
 3 1 1 0 4
4
1.17
1.50
2025 STL
11
 18
35
35
3
0
0
 0
200.2
 247 131 127 5 89
131
1.67
5.70
2026 STL
8
 14
31
31
2
0
0
 0
176.0
 197 137 131 6 91
126
1.64
6.70
2027 STL-CHA-STL
4
 7
29
6
0
0
1
 2
62.0
 83 59 52 2 32
55
1.85
7.55
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
23
 40
96
73
5
0
1
 2
444.2
 530 328 311 13 216
316
1.68
6.29
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2027-11-01Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor has retired from the St. Louis Deconstruction
2027-09-09A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier.
2027-07-27A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch.
2025-04-01The St. Louis Deconstruction have renamed Tom Tavener to Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor.
2024-09-26The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Tom Tavener to the major league team.
2022-03-25The St. Louis Deconstruction have acquired Tom Tavener from the waiver wire.
2016-04-01The Boston Black Sox have waived Tom Tavener.
2015-09-09The Boston Black Sox have acquired Tom Tavener from the waiver wire.
2015-04-02The Boston Black Sox have waived Tom Tavener.
2015-04-01The Boston Black Sox have promoted Don Pemberton to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have sent Tom Tavener to the minors.
2014-09-29The Boston Black Sox have promoted Tom Tavener to the major league team.