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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Bernard (the cellphone guy) Starting Pitcher
Retired (2030, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 6.92 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 2-1 Status Retired (2030) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age 73 (OS 74) Date of Birth 12-09-1996
K 26 Drafted Round 2, Pick 19
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 3 years
(73 games)
IP 40.1
WHIP 1.56
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance A    Ldrship D-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity C+   Mentor Val D+
Speed D+ Bunt B  Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2021 DET
0
 0
4
0
0
0
0
 0
3.0
 6 6 6 0 1
0
2.33
18.00
2023 DET
0
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 1
0.2
 4 2 2 0 0
1
6.00
27.00
2024 DET
1
 0
13
0
0
0
1
 0
12.1
 15 11 10 0 6
10
1.70
7.30
2026 DET
1
 0
11
0
0
0
1
 0
10.2
 9 6 5 0 5
5
1.31
4.22
2028 DET
0
 0
1
0
0
0
0
 0
0.1
 0 0 0 0 0
1
0.00
0.00
2029 DET
0
 1
12
0
0
0
1
 0
13.1
 12 8 8 1 5
9
1.28
5.40
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
2
 1
42
0
0
0
3
 1
40.1
 46 33 31 1 17
26
1.56
6.92
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2030-11-01Bernard (the cellphone guy) has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2030-04-27The Detroit Urban Utopia have waived Bernard (the cellphone guy).
2029-08-29The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Angel Waitkus to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have designated Bernard (the cellphone guy) for assignment.
2028-09-09The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bernard (the cellphone guy) to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent William Matos to the minors.
2028-09-09The Detroit Urban Utopia have acquired Bernard (the cellphone guy) from the waiver wire.
2028-07-18The Detroit Urban Utopia have waived Bernard (the cellphone guy).
2026-08-03The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Bernard (the cellphone guy) down to the minors.
2026-06-08The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bernard (the cellphone guy) to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Det. Leander Sydnor to the minors.
2026-05-09The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Det. William "Bunk" Moreland to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Bernard (the cellphone guy) to the minors.
2026-04-01The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bernard (the cellphone guy) to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Det. Vernon Holley to the minors.
2025-04-01The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bernard"s psycho girlfriend to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Bernard (the cellphone guy) to the minors.
2024-07-29The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bernard (the cellphone guy) to the major league team.
2024-06-28The Detroit Urban Utopia have renamed Rick Cram to Bernard (the cellphone guy).
2023-06-08The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Rick Cram to the minors.
2023-04-01The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Rick Cram to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Ricky Baumgartner to the minors.
2023-04-01The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Dick Wetzel to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Ricky Baumgartner to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Bill Johnson to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Rick Cram to the minors.
2021-08-28Rick Cram of the Detroit Urban Utopia is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2021-08-14The Detroit Urban Utopia have promoted Rick Cram to the major league team. The Detroit Urban Utopia have sent Johnny Fifty, Stevedore to the minors.