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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Happy: Hantavirus carrier Relief Pitcher
Retired (2027, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 6.21 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 28-47 Status Retired (2027) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 76 (OS 77) Date of Birth 10-06-1993
K 426 Drafted Round 5, Pick 70
(2013)		 Majors Svc Time 4 years
(156 games)
IP 566.2
WHIP 1.71
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D- Endurance C+   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val A+
Speed D+ Bunt C  Control D+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2023 STL
8
 10
22
22
0
0
0
 0
131.0
 160 92 90 8 72
96
1.77
6.18
2024 STL
7
 18
30
30
1
0
0
 0
181.2
 199 127 123 13 103
137
1.66
6.09
2025 STL
4
 2
16
0
0
0
0
 0
29.0
 34 18 18 3 11
16
1.55
5.59
2026 STL
4
 11
23
23
2
1
0
 0
126.1
 136 96 89 5 89
92
1.78
6.34
2027 STL-CHA-STL
5
 6
53
3
0
0
0
 4
98.2
 115 73 71 3 48
85
1.65
6.48
2027 STL
2
 6
27
3
0
0
0
 3
56.0
 57 37 35 2 23
47
1.43
5.63
2027 CHA
2
 0
18
0
0
0
0
 1
29.0
 35 19 19 0 18
27
1.83
5.90
2027 STL
1
 0
8
0
0
0
0
 0
13.2
 23 17 17 1 7
11
2.20
11.20
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
28
 47
144
78
3
1
0
 4
566.2
 644 406 391 32 323
426
1.71
6.21
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2027-11-01Happy: Hantavirus carrier has retired from the St. Louis Deconstruction
2027-09-09A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Wally Walker, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Ice-Nine, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Jeff Van Gundy, Darius Stone, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darin Latman, Bryan: OGL Referee, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Lovaza, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, Eight is Enough, Chris Howard, Rafael Tesch, Herb Ortiz, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Ken Kipper, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Chauncey Depew, John Codiroli, Eliza Allen Houston, Tom Lugo, Aron Trask, Bill Sarni, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Pat Park, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, John the Savage, Mike Griffin, George Milton, Bob Belinsky, Kim Adams, Art Bradshaw, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Tomas and Tereza, Ernie Castillo, Jimmy Andrews, Little Big Town , Howard Roark, Dax Vidro, James Forrestal, Bill Gorton, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Willie Gruber, Happy: Hantavirus carrier.
2027-07-27A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Tomas and Tereza, Howard Roark, Sgt. C. J. Ackhert, Ed., Bill Gorton, Chauncey Depew, Tom Tavener, Milk Monitor, Happy: Hantavirus carrier, Randle Patrick McMurphy, Mick Ronson, Frederick Frelinghuysen, Aron Trask, John Codiroli, John the Savage, lol, books!, Jimmy Corrigan, Jerry Blanco, Judge Holden, The Pequod`s Blacksmith, Mike Griffin, George Milton, James Forrestal, Bob Belinsky, Art Bradshaw, Lennie Small, Dick Clark`s reanimated corpse, Jimmy Andrews, Dax Vidro, Waldo Jeffries, Ken Miles, Willie Gruber, Tom Lugo, Bill Sarni, Kim Adams, Pat Park, Ernie Castillo, Mike Mantle, Dick Kostal from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Jeff Van Gundy, Herb Ortiz, The Ludovico Technique, Pat Green, Darius Stone, Darin Latman, Benjamin Sisko, Encyclopedia Brown, Luther "Shark" Lavay, Walt Koch, Howie Tyrone, Ken Kipper, Sam Perkins, The Gmclaws Thread, Steve Jones, Sadie Merson, Huck Nossek, Don Gilliford, Mark Chesnutt , Cheryl Miller, Chris Edens, Victor Reynolds, Gary Pearson, "Eat me, Bailey!" (A tic), Kelvim Raggio, hayward sucks, Bryan: OGL Referee, Wally Walker, Chris Howard, Grey Grantham, A Geoff Trade, Lovaza, The 87 Scabs, The Tyler Affair, Norman Wilson, Red Right Hand, Olympic Apathy, Doug Peacock, Ice-Nine, Rafael Tesch.
2023-04-11The St. Louis Deconstruction have renamed Bobby Washburn to Happy: Hantavirus carrier.
2023-04-08The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Bobby Washburn to the major league team.
2023-04-01The St. Louis Deconstruction have acquired Bobby Washburn from the waiver wire.
2013-04-28The Kansas City Soul Crushers have waived Bobby Washburn.