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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Sgt. J.M. Hargreaves (5) Shortstop
Retired (2054, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .223 Total Rating C+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .583 Status Retired (2054) Option Years 0  
H 532 Age 54 (OS 54) Date of Birth 03-17-2016
HR 24 Drafted Round 5, Pick 80
(2037)		 Majors Svc Time 6 years
(51 games)
RBI 205
SB 54
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B- Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D+ Power vs. L C+ Velocity F    Mentor vR B+
Speed B  Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (100%) Range C  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B B  (67.3%) CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B F  (3.2%) RF F  (1.3%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2047 CLE
6
21
1
3
0
0
0
1
0
 5 0 0
0
 0 0
.286
.143
.143
.000
.143
2048 CHA
130
317
28
70
8
1
4
29
34
 55 2 1
22
 17 9
.590
.299
.290
.069
.221
2049 CHA-SF
29
67
4
13
3
0
0
2
3
 12 0 0
7
 2 2
.467
.229
.239
.045
.194
2050 MON
118
428
47
90
11
2
5
34
34
 76 1 1
14
 3 12
.550
.269
.280
.070
.210
2051 MON
89
346
33
84
15
3
4
34
32
 66 1 2
2
 4 10
.645
.307
.338
.095
.243
2052 MON
131
471
52
102
10
5
4
39
39
 94 9 2
8
 8 22
.572
.288
.285
.068
.217
2053 MON
130
467
37
117
10
3
6
43
38
 89 3 2
0
 0 17
.633
.310
.323
.073
.251
2054 MON
82
265
26
53
7
3
1
23
23
 57 1 0
1
 0 9
.527
.266
.260
.060
.200
Total
715
2382
228
532
64
17
24
205
203
 454 17 8
54
 34 81
.583
.288
.295
.071
.223
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2054-11-01Sgt. J.M. Hargreaves (5) has retired from the Montreal Escadrille
2050-08-28Sgt. J.M. Hargreaves (5) of the Montreal Escadrille is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2050-04-01The Montreal Escadrille have renamed Red Reiser to Sgt. J.M. Hargreaves (5).
2049-10-23A trade has been completed between the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs and the San Francisco Wort. The San Francisco Wort receive Red Reiser, Frank Kerrigan, Geoff of Darkness, I Am a Sack of Shit, El Viado de Seville, Eric: Prince of Douchebags, Washington"s Chief of Staff, (Red Itchy Rash), Ed Prince, Eric: Reprehensible Douchebag, Norm Minnehan, Buddy Turk, Chronic Suckness, Mel Guerrero, Meadowlark Lemon, Ernie Ulrich, Creeping Mentoritis, Flatulence, Draft Pick - 2050 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs in exchange for Fourscore Blondes, Mephistopheles Stout, Allagash Hugh Malone, Rumble in the Bleachers, Bodie, Lagunitas Brown Shugga, Old Jubilation, Godwins Octopus, Buffalo Trace, Devil Dancer, Doomed to Fail...Horribly, Talisker, Solomon Grundy, White Rascal, Moses Malone, Bruichladdich, He"Brew Jewbelation 12, Craigellachie , Glenmorangie, Tyler Won! Hooray!, A Three-Lettered Theme.
2049-05-10Red Reiser of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2048-03-25The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Red Reiser to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated Jim McAuliffe for assignment.
2048-03-25The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have acquired Red Reiser from the waiver wire.
2047-07-27The Cleveland Riflemen have waived Red Reiser.
2047-07-13The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Man with Shield to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated Red Reiser for assignment.
2047-06-29The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Red Reiser to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated Pokemon Snap for assignment.
2047-06-28The Cleveland Riflemen have acquired Red Reiser from the waiver wire.
2041-04-01The Washington Flying Circus have waived Red Reiser.
2041-03-25The Washington Flying Circus have promoted Ukridge to the major league team. The Washington Flying Circus have sent Red Reiser to the minors.
2041-03-25The Washington Flying Circus have promoted Nick Reitz to the major league team. The Washington Flying Circus have promoted Mike Derrick to the major league team. The Washington Flying Circus have promoted Red Reiser to the major league team.