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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Old Jubilation First Base
Retired (2053, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .284 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .793 Status Retired (2053) Option Years 0  
H 1585 Age 53 (OS 54) Date of Birth 12-18-2016
HR 184 Drafted Round 2, Pick 28
(2034)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(150 games)
RBI 809
SB 171
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B+ Velocity F    Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * F  (0.1%) SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 2
1B A+ (100%) LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 5
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 12
3B F  (1.3%) RF D  (12.3%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2040 SF
130
494
73
155
32
6
19
101
38
 98 3 3
0
 0 4
.883
.364
.518
.204
.314
2041 SF
130
499
64
128
18
1
12
58
45
 71 4 2
13
 2 1
.691
.322
.369
.112
.257
2042 SF
100
388
46
114
16
3
11
65
33
 61 3 2
19
 9 7
.788
.352
.436
.142
.294
2043 SF
130
508
70
143
24
8
16
62
40
 89 3 0
17
 3 6
.792
.338
.455
.173
.281
2044 SF
128
463
60
124
11
4
14
62
41
 82 5 0
4
 2 5
.734
.334
.400
.132
.268
2045 SF
130
481
73
138
23
1
20
81
56
 72 0 1
10
 4 4
.824
.361
.464
.177
.287
2046 SF
130
479
74
169
19
1
25
82
46
 69 3 1
18
 10 6
.965
.412
.553
.200
.353
2047 SF
130
508
75
145
21
3
11
73
45
 71 5 3
18
 5 4
.751
.348
.404
.118
.285
2048 SF
126
471
72
127
22
5
13
52
42
 74 5 2
14
 2 4
.755
.335
.420
.151
.270
2049 SF-CHA
116
429
58
109
17
3
18
68
54
 79 1 1
10
 1 7
.772
.338
.434
.179
.254
2050 CHA
99
293
42
78
17
4
8
36
36
 51 3 1
21
 17 2
.785
.351
.433
.167
.266
2051 CHA
81
245
36
66
14
5
7
30
24
 42 1 2
21
 9 0
.788
.335
.453
.184
.269
2052 PIT
125
232
35
61
7
5
7
29
22
 39 1 1
4
 3 0
.755
.328
.427
.164
.263
2053 PIT
59
98
18
28
6
1
3
10
9
 18 1 1
2
 0 1
.808
.349
.459
.173
.286
Total
1614
5588
796
1585
247
50
184
809
531
 916 38 20
171
 67 51
.793
.349
.445
.161
.284
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2053-11-01Old Jubilation has retired from the Pittsburgh People Aint No Good
2052-04-14The Pittsburgh People Aint No Good have acquired Old Jubilation from the waiver wire.
2052-04-01The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Dick Spring to the major league team. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have promoted Will Gould to the major league team. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have designated Old Jubilation for assignment. The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have designated Michael Bloomberg for assignment.
2051-07-11Old Jubilation of the Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show is injured and is expected to be out 42 days.
2050-05-27Old Jubilation of the Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show is injured and is expected to be out 49 days.
2049-10-23A trade has been completed between the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs and the San Francisco Wort. The San Francisco Wort receive Red Reiser, Frank Kerrigan, Geoff of Darkness, I Am a Sack of Shit, El Viado de Seville, Eric: Prince of Douchebags, Washington"s Chief of Staff, (Red Itchy Rash), Ed Prince, Eric: Reprehensible Douchebag, Norm Minnehan, Buddy Turk, Chronic Suckness, Mel Guerrero, Meadowlark Lemon, Ernie Ulrich, Creeping Mentoritis, Flatulence, Draft Pick - 2050 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs in exchange for Fourscore Blondes, Mephistopheles Stout, Allagash Hugh Malone, Rumble in the Bleachers, Bodie, Lagunitas Brown Shugga, Old Jubilation, Godwins Octopus, Buffalo Trace, Devil Dancer, Doomed to Fail...Horribly, Talisker, Solomon Grundy, White Rascal, Moses Malone, Bruichladdich, He"Brew Jewbelation 12, Craigellachie , Glenmorangie, Tyler Won! Hooray!, A Three-Lettered Theme.
2049-08-05Old Jubilation of the San Francisco Wort is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2048-09-07Old Jubilation of the San Francisco Wort is injured and is expected to be out 6 days.
2042-08-15Old Jubilation of the San Francisco Wort is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2042-06-27Old Jubilation of the San Francisco Wort is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2039-10-03The San Francisco Wort have promoted Old Jubilation to the major league team.
2036-04-18The San Francisco Wort have renamed Magnus Hirschfeld to Old Jubilation.
2036-04-14The San Francisco Wort have acquired Magnus Hirschfeld from the waiver wire.
2036-04-01The Seattle Bàsquet Club have acquired Two Halves of Coconut from the waiver wire. The Seattle Bàsquet Club have waived Magnus Hirschfeld.
2034-04-11A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia Götterdämmerung and the Seattle Joystick Jockeys. The Seattle Joystick Jockeys receive Claus von Stauffenberg, Max Weber, Magnus Hirschfeld, Albrecht von Wallenstein, Draft Pick - 2037 Round 1 (PHI), Draft Pick - 2036 Round 1 (PHI), Draft Pick - 2035 Round 1 (PHI) from the Philadelphia Götterdämmerung in exchange for Waylon Jennings, R.C. Pro-Am II.
2034-04-11The Philadelphia Götterdämmerung have renamed Butch Burke to Magnus Hirschfeld.