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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Eric: Prince of Douchebags Right Field
Retired (2059, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .250 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .674 Status Retired (2059) Option Years 0  
H 1019 Age 44 (OS 45) Date of Birth 08-16-2025
HR 63 Drafted Round 3, Pick 46
(2046)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(147 games)
RBI 400
SB 108
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R B+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D+   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt C  Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B D- (9.7%) LF A- (83.7%) Arm B  WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF C  (40.0%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2048 CHA
130
167
15
52
2
2
1
19
23
 23 0 0
6
 18 1
.760
.395
.365
.054
.311
2049 CHA-SF
138
272
29
58
8
2
6
29
24
 58 1 2
11
 14 2
.601
.278
.324
.110
.213
2050 MON
142
596
70
150
15
7
10
57
46
 103 4 2
0
 0 4
.659
.309
.351
.099
.252
2051 MON
117
468
49
115
14
2
8
52
58
 77 1 5
0
 0 5
.663
.327
.335
.090
.246
2052 MON
142
581
69
153
19
5
8
52
56
 94 0 3
18
 10 4
.681
.327
.355
.091
.263
2053 MON
142
574
51
128
12
8
5
43
61
 97 2 3
17
 5 5
.596
.298
.298
.075
.223
2054 MON
142
583
75
147
26
8
12
55
57
 99 2 4
13
 12 5
.705
.319
.386
.134
.252
2055 MON
142
550
69
152
30
12
8
67
59
 97 1 2
32
 15 3
.765
.346
.418
.142
.276
2056 MON
77
160
20
34
4
1
2
9
21
 23 0 1
5
 1 2
.590
.302
.288
.075
.212
2057 MON
33
70
10
17
1
1
2
5
6
 12 0 0
3
 0 1
.674
.303
.371
.129
.243
2058 MON
14
30
7
12
1
1
1
11
6
 6 0 0
3
 0 0
1.100
.500
.600
.200
.400
2059 MON
10
22
1
1
1
0
0
1
4
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.283
.192
.091
.045
.045
Total
1229
4073
465
1019
133
49
63
400
421
 691 11 22
108
 75 32
.674
.321
.353
.103
.250
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2059-11-01Eric: Prince of Douchebags has retired from the Montreal Escadrille
2051-07-15Eric: Prince of Douchebags of the Montreal Escadrille is injured and is expected to be out 34 days.
2049-10-23A trade has been completed between the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs and the San Francisco Wort. The San Francisco Wort receive Red Reiser, Frank Kerrigan, Geoff of Darkness, I Am a Sack of Shit, El Viado de Seville, Eric: Prince of Douchebags, Washington"s Chief of Staff, (Red Itchy Rash), Ed Prince, Eric: Reprehensible Douchebag, Norm Minnehan, Buddy Turk, Chronic Suckness, Mel Guerrero, Meadowlark Lemon, Ernie Ulrich, Creeping Mentoritis, Flatulence, Draft Pick - 2050 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs in exchange for Fourscore Blondes, Mephistopheles Stout, Allagash Hugh Malone, Rumble in the Bleachers, Bodie, Lagunitas Brown Shugga, Old Jubilation, Godwins Octopus, Buffalo Trace, Devil Dancer, Doomed to Fail...Horribly, Talisker, Solomon Grundy, White Rascal, Moses Malone, Bruichladdich, He"Brew Jewbelation 12, Craigellachie , Glenmorangie, Tyler Won! Hooray!, A Three-Lettered Theme.
2048-06-11The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Eric: Prince of Douchebags to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Dick (sick) to the minors.
2048-06-11The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Eric: Prince of Douchebags to the minors.
2048-04-18The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed Bill Jelks to Eric: Prince of Douchebags.
2048-04-18The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Bill Jelks to the major league team.
2046-04-01The Chicago Table Tennis Association have promoted Ezra Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Table Tennis Association have sent Bill Jelks to the minors.
2046-04-01The Chicago Table Tennis Association have promoted Willie Patterson to the major league team. The Chicago Table Tennis Association have promoted Dick Mullin to the major league team. The Chicago Table Tennis Association have promoted Bill Jelks to the major league team.