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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Poosh A. Tea Third Base
Retired (2136, Age 39)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .301 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .859 Status Deceased (2171) Option Years 0  
H 2593 Age at Death 74 Date of Birth 08-30-2097
HR 297 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(2116)		 Majors Svc Time 18 years
(77 games)
RBI 1296
SB 448
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A-
Speed B  Bunt C- Control D-   Mentor vL A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 2
1B --- LF C- (33.9%) Arm A  WS Appearances 6
2B A  (88.5%) CF ---   Health D  LCS Appearances 9
3B A+ (100%) RF B  (67.4%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 6
Notes: I SHALL PERHAPS RETURNS TO BROOKLYN SOMEDAY. AND IT WILL BE MOTHERFUCKING TRIUMPHANT. (never going back to fucking queer ass st. Louis though. count on that.)
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2117 STL
22
82
12
16
1
3
1
8
12
 12 0 0
6
 1 2
.615
.298
.317
.122
.195
2119 STL
122
447
55
115
27
4
15
56
60
 87 2 0
23
 23 4
.784
.348
.436
.179
.257
2120 STL
117
422
55
113
20
1
9
42
65
 76 2 5
36
 28 4
.748
.364
.384
.116
.268
2121 STL
133
507
62
154
20
4
18
69
57
 81 1 1
45
 22 15
.840
.375
.465
.162
.304
2122 STL
132
474
61
131
9
4
17
70
53
 72 4 2
30
 27 10
.773
.353
.420
.143
.276
2123 BRO
135
540
88
157
34
5
19
77
74
 83 5 2
25
 8 9
.858
.380
.478
.187
.291
2124 BRO
135
540
98
179
37
5
21
91
63
 84 4 2
45
 29 13
.939
.404
.535
.204
.331
2125 BRO
135
543
100
178
29
8
21
90
65
 83 1 0
62
 23 9
.927
.401
.527
.199
.328
2126 CHA
136
542
116
168
35
7
23
88
76
 91 5 1
21
 10 9
.927
.399
.528
.218
.310
2127 CHA
136
560
106
185
32
12
17
96
64
 87 0 2
24
 5 8
.919
.398
.521
.191
.330
2128 CHA
112
468
100
151
30
10
15
86
48
 70 5 0
16
 6 10
.917
.392
.526
.203
.323
2129 CHA
130
531
123
166
24
10
24
81
80
 79 4 0
20
 5 8
.938
.407
.531
.218
.313
2130 CHA
135
572
117
182
26
9
25
77
65
 96 4 3
18
 3 8
.916
.390
.526
.208
.318
2131 BRO
135
535
112
183
34
9
27
100
70
 82 0 2
56
 23 14
1.007
.417
.591
.249
.342
2132 BRO
118
438
71
116
16
6
13
58
62
 75 0 2
21
 11 14
.772
.355
.418
.153
.265
2133 BRO
104
262
37
80
9
3
10
51
29
 28 4 3
0
 0 7
.856
.379
.477
.172
.305
2134 BRO
123
372
49
106
14
4
6
54
50
 66 0 3
0
 0 10
.760
.367
.392
.108
.285
2135 BRO
87
305
45
94
14
0
9
37
33
 47 1 2
0
 0 7
.818
.375
.443
.134
.308
2136 BRO
130
479
45
119
25
2
7
65
49
 85 2 3
0
 0 13
.672
.319
.353
.104
.248
Total
2277
8619
1452
2593
436
106
297
1296
1075
 1384 44 33
448
 224 174
.859
.380
.479
.179
.301
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2136-11-01Poosh A. Tea has retired from the Brooklyn Bones Brigade
2132-04-26Poosh A. Tea of the Brooklyn Bones Brigade is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2131-04-01Trade #1239632 has been completed between the Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ! and the Brooklyn Bones Brigade . The Brooklyn Bones Brigade receive Tim Aase, Baby Kent, Poosh A. Tea from the Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ! in exchange for John Magrane, Hank Smith, Junior Mafia Jr., Joe Keifer, Al Weyhing.
2129-09-23Poosh A. Tea of the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2128-06-25Poosh A. Tea of the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2126-03-31Trade #1214686 has been completed between the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory and the Brooklyn Bones Brigade . The Brooklyn Bones Brigade receive Ralph Sconiers, Mike Hug, Wayne Gryska, Draft Pick 2129 Round 1 CHA (JoJo Homoswopian), Draft Pick 2128 Round 1 CHA (Ed Bolling) from the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory in exchange for Poosh A. Tea, Pug McDaniel, Joe Beall, Lorrey Catchers, Jr..
2123-03-26Trade #1201664 has been completed between the Brooklyn Bones Brigade and the St. Louis Swopetasticals. The St. Louis Swopetasticals receive Darrin Pinkney, Luis James, Stickey Greenes, Draft Pick 2124 Round 1 BRO (Swilpboy Queue), Draft Pick 2123 Round 1 BRO (Childish Gambino) from the Brooklyn Bones Brigade in exchange for Poosh A. Tea, Edgar Zimmerman, Mediocre Atbest, Flaming Polack Pierzynski, Pete Krug.
2120-08-04Poosh A. Tea of the St. Louis Swopetasticals is injured and is expected to be out 11 days.
2119-03-25The St. Louis Swopetasticals have promoted Someday Herrera to the major league team. The St. Louis Swopetasticals have promoted Poosh A. Tea to the major league team. The St. Louis Swopetasticals have promoted Bill Ohl to the major league team. The St. Louis Swopetasticals have designated Ron Browne for assignment. The St. Louis Swopetasticals have designated Bill Rollins for assignment.
2117-07-20The St. Louis Swopetasticals have sent Poosh A. Tea to the minors.
2117-06-16The St. Louis Swopetasticals have promoted Poosh A. Tea to the major league team.
2116-04-01The St. Louis Swopetasticals have renamed Dave Mueller to Poosh A. Tea.