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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Joe Keifer Center Field
Retired (2131, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .283 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .769 Status Deceased (2157) Option Years 0  
H 1713 Age at Death 61 Date of Birth 09-03-2096
HR 118 Drafted Round 1, Pick 15
(2114)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(152 games)
RBI 727
SB 426
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L B- Velocity D-   Mentor vR B-
Speed A  Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF A+ (98.9%) Arm A- WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: I HAS WINNED THE MOTHERFUCKING GOLD GLOVE. GOLDEN JOE KEIFER. THAT IS WHAT THEY CALL ME. WHEN THEY DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE. (i opb four oh fucking four and gold glove? who do i have to blow to get some justice in this league?)
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2117 BAL
130
531
57
114
15
5
2
38
44
 121 1 0
20
 8 2
.549
.276
.273
.058
.215
2118 BAL
113
450
53
94
15
4
3
38
53
 92 1 2
17
 6 2
.572
.292
.280
.071
.209
2119 BAL
130
497
63
140
20
7
5
59
61
 87 3 1
43
 34 3
.743
.363
.380
.099
.282
2120 BAL
123
472
74
138
21
7
7
58
54
 82 1 1
45
 23 3
.777
.366
.411
.119
.292
2121 BAL
130
513
86
153
22
11
8
64
60
 101 2 1
42
 25 6
.804
.373
.431
.133
.298
2122 BAL
130
528
70
145
22
5
8
58
52
 81 1 3
44
 30 2
.720
.339
.381
.106
.275
2123 NYA
115
466
65
133
28
4
11
71
47
 84 2 4
20
 4 1
.784
.351
.433
.148
.285
2124 NYA
111
404
64
120
19
7
9
57
57
 60 1 2
18
 3 6
.829
.384
.446
.149
.297
2125 CHA
104
428
76
117
25
6
16
51
40
 71 0 2
30
 12 3
.806
.334
.472
.199
.273
2126 CHA
112
421
87
140
22
3
16
59
44
 69 2 5
35
 16 3
.907
.394
.513
.181
.333
2127 CHA
138
509
101
170
22
7
16
68
59
 83 2 2
54
 21 0
.903
.404
.499
.165
.334
2128 CHA
94
385
82
124
18
2
10
48
59
 68 2 0
35
 9 3
.872
.415
.457
.135
.322
2129 CHA
49
201
33
46
8
3
1
23
25
 38 0 0
8
 2 1
.628
.314
.313
.085
.229
2130 CHA-BRO
99
163
34
61
14
3
5
27
26
 23 1 2
10
 11 1
1.047
.458
.589
.215
.374
2131 CHA
70
75
12
18
3
0
1
8
10
 14 0 0
5
 0 2
.649
.329
.320
.080
.240
Total
1648
6043
957
1713
274
74
118
727
691
 1074 19 25
426
 204 38
.769
.357
.412
.128
.283
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2131-11-01Joe Keifer has retired from the Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ!
2131-04-01Trade #1239632 has been completed between the Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ! and the Brooklyn Bones Brigade . The Brooklyn Bones Brigade receive Tim Aase, Baby Kent, Poosh A. Tea from the Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ! in exchange for John Magrane, Hank Smith, Junior Mafia Jr., Joe Keifer, Al Weyhing.
2130-05-02Trade #1235037 has been completed between the Chicago Unicorn Factory and the Brooklyn Bones Brigade . The Brooklyn Bones Brigade receive Joe Keifer, Frank Lord, Draft Pick 2133 Round 1 CHA (Believer Butters) from the Chicago Unicorn Factory in exchange for DiNardo Gayvest, Tim Aase.
2126-08-29Joe Keifer of the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory is injured and is expected to be out 35 days.
2125-08-23Joe Keifer of the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2125-03-25Trade #1210465 has been completed between the Chicago KrippledKittens and the New York Middle Fingers. The New York Middle Fingers receive Mitch Smith, Draft Pick 2127 Round 1 CHA (Dick Masterson) from the Chicago KrippledKittens in exchange for Jess Mack, Joe Keifer.
2124-08-06Joe Keifer of the New York Middle Fingers is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2123-06-27Joe Keifer of the New York Middle Fingers is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2123-03-26The New York Middle Fingers have drafted Joe Keifer #6 overall in the Expansion Draft.
2120-09-14Joe Keifer of the Baltimore Blue Crabs is injured and is expected to be out 10 days.
2118-05-08Joe Keifer of the Baltimore Blue Crabs is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2117-03-31The Baltimore Blue Crabs have promoted Bill Faul to the major league team. The Baltimore Blue Crabs have promoted Joe Keifer to the major league team.