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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Ratatouile Fucu First Base
Retired (2143, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .287 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .830 Status Deceased (2188) Option Years 0  
H 2749 Age at Death 83 Date of Birth 03-06-2105
HR 391 Drafted Round 1, Pick 4
(2123)
Majors Svc Time 17 years
(37 games)
RBI 1611
SB 119
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B+ Velocity   Mentor vR A+
Speed Bunt Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 3
1B A+ (100%) LF D- (10.5%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 4
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 11
3B (42.3%) RF B- (53.1%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 11
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2126 NYA
158
627
68
143
22
2
17
79
53
138 3 2
9
15 18
.641
.291
.351
.123
.228
2127 NYA
20
80
3
17
2
0
1
2
8
14 1 0
1
5 2
.567
.292
.275
.063
.212
2128 NYA
97
365
43
77
14
0
10
42
41
84 2 2
0
0 9
.624
.293
.332
.121
.211
2129 NYA
158
620
94
171
32
2
17
82
56
130 3 1
7
1 13
.754
.338
.416
.140
.276
2130 NYA
158
614
77
162
32
4
20
85
47
123 4 2
6
2 4
.746
.319
.427
.163
.264
2131 NYA
146
571
81
163
28
7
17
102
62
121 4 5
5
3 8
.805
.357
.448
.163
.285
2132 NYA
158
624
106
180
38
10
23
104
81
117 6 4
16
7 14
.865
.373
.492
.204
.288
2133 SEA
158
647
151
209
23
5
44
143
71
113 3 5
8
2 11
.968
.390
.578
.255
.323
2134 SEA
158
653
146
207
31
8
46
146
79
113 3 4
17
6 9
.991
.391
.600
.283
.317
2135 SEA-BRO
158
636
115
188
24
7
32
120
68
124 1 4
21
14 7
.869
.362
.506
.211
.296
2136 MON
158
659
103
176
33
8
26
107
56
101 1 2
19
7 10
.784
.325
.460
.193
.267
2137 MON
158
650
140
208
36
4
28
111
67
118 3 5
10
7 11
.900
.383
.517
.197
.320
2138 MON
158
627
130
197
31
9
22
101
86
117 7 5
0
0 8
.898
.400
.498
.183
.314
2139 MON
159
642
132
191
23
10
32
129
77
120 1 6
0
0 3
.885
.371
.514
.217
.298
2140 MON
157
659
106
206
35
3
25
126
52
122 3 5
0
0 7
.852
.363
.489
.176
.313
2141 MON
155
612
93
170
31
7
23
86
63
109 0 3
0
0 5
.808
.344
.464
.186
.278
2142 MON
93
236
36
72
13
2
8
44
26
35 0 1
0
0 3
.851
.373
.479
.174
.305
2143 MON
21
52
4
12
0
0
0
2
6
8 0 0
0
0 0
.541
.310
.231
.000
.231
Total
2428
9574
1628
2749
448
88
391
1611
999
1807 45 56
119
69 142
.830
.355
.475
.188
.287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2143-11-01Ratatouile Fucu has retired from the Montreal Expos
2136-04-01Trade #1261046 has been completed between the Montreal Expos and the Brooklyn Bones Brigade . The Brooklyn Bones Brigade receive Bill Orengo, Dave Mendoza, Jim Cunningham, Phil Dobson, Dave Gwynn, Ron Hughes, Pete Krug, Louis Tiant, Stan Amelung, Daren Pouliche, Blondy Melton, Horacio Ivie, Greg Engel, Ricardo Potato from the Montreal Expos in exchange for Jack Porter, Bob Tolentino, Dutch Odenwald, Kieffer O"Sullivan, Johnny Gee "Whiz", Ratatouile Fucu.
2135-07-04Trade #1258232 has been completed between the Brooklyn Bones Brigade and the Seattle Short Bus. The Seattle Short Bus receive Pete Schardt, Sheryl Swopes, Jake McCullough, Frank Lord, Doc Householder, Dan Ohman, Draft Pick 2138 Round 1 BRO (Bernie Jones), Draft Pick 2137 Round 1 BRO (Hal Leard), Draft Pick 2136 Round 1 BRO (Walter Gazella) from the Brooklyn Bones Brigade in exchange for Frank Spring, Ratatouile Fucu, Johnny Gee "Whiz", Admin Turd.
2131-09-06Ratatouile Fucu of the New York Religious Knights is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2131-03-31The New York Smell My Fingers have renamed Gordon "Oskie" Slade to Ratatouile Fucu.
2129-03-25The New York Middle Fingers have promoted Gordon "Oskie" Slade to the major league team.
2128-07-23The New York Middle Fingers have promoted "Whispering" Bill Barrett to the major league team. The New York Middle Fingers have sent Gordon "Oskie" Slade to the minors.
2128-03-31The New York Middle Fingers have promoted Gordon "Oskie" Slade to the major league team. The New York Middle Fingers have sent Pete Schardt His Pants to the minors.
2127-04-23The New York Middle Fingers have promoted Dave "Sheriff" Harris to the major league team. The New York Middle Fingers have sent Gordon "Oskie" Slade to the minors.
2126-03-31The New York Middle Fingers have renamed Childish Gambino to Gordon "Oskie" Slade.
2126-03-31The New York Middle Fingers have promoted Childish Gambino to the major league team. The New York Middle Fingers have designated Sandy Palmer for assignment.
2126-03-31Trade #1214695 has been completed between the New York Middle Fingers and the Brooklyn Bones Brigade . The Brooklyn Bones Brigade receive Richie Mitchell, Tony Merritt from the New York Middle Fingers in exchange for Harry Lyons, Childish Gambino, David Tucker, Draft Pick 2128 Round 1 KC (Swopeo Homo).
2123-10-19Trade #1205019 has been completed between the Brooklyn Bones Brigade and the St. Louis Swopetasticals. The St. Louis Swopetasticals receive Joe Beall, Carlos Colorado from the Brooklyn Bones Brigade in exchange for Gnome Alice, Mei Suk Swopei, Childish Gambino, Draft Pick 2126 Round 1 STL (David Tucker).
2123-03-31The St. Louis Swopetasticals have renamed Gordie Alvarez to Childish Gambino.
2123-03-26Trade #1201664 has been completed between the Brooklyn Bones Brigade and the St. Louis Swopetasticals. The St. Louis Swopetasticals receive Darrin Pinkney, Luis James, Stickey Greenes, Draft Pick 2124 Round 1 BRO (Swilpboy Queue), Draft Pick 2123 Round 1 BRO (Childish Gambino) from the Brooklyn Bones Brigade in exchange for Poosh A. Tea, Edgar Zimmerman, Mediocre Atbest, Flaming Polack Pierzynski, Pete Krug.