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Individual Statistics
| Batter | POS | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Groucho Marx | 2B | 2 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.500 | .375 | 1.125 | .375 |
| Jake LaMotta | 2B | 26 | 98 | 13 | 34 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 14 | 7 | 23 | 0 | 3 | 3 | .936 | .385 | .551 | .347 |
| J.J. Astor | 1B | 18 | 53 | 10 | 17 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .917 | .351 | .566 | .321 |
| Marty Scorsese | SS | 22 | 75 | 5 | 23 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 12 | 16 | 3 | 0 | 3 | .836 | .409 | .427 | .307 |
| Merle Streep | C | 3 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .762 | .333 | .429 | .286 |
| Paul Simon | P | 6 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .636 | .273 | .364 | .273 |
| Harry Nilsson | RF | 25 | 64 | 12 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 14 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .924 | .392 | .531 | .266 |
| Billy Joel | SS | 26 | 97 | 15 | 24 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 3 | .706 | .324 | .381 | .247 |
| Walt Whitman | 2B | 19 | 46 | 8 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .742 | .286 | .457 | .239 |
| Steve Buscemi | C | 24 | 80 | 10 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 11 | 10 | 21 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .744 | .319 | .425 | .237 |
| Irving Thalberg | LF | 23 | 62 | 5 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .540 | .250 | .290 | .226 |
| Keith Olbermann | CF | 26 | 107 | 17 | 24 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 4 | 19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .635 | .252 | .383 | .224 |
| Larry Storch | P | 6 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .422 | .200 | .222 | .222 |
| Maurice Sendak | 1B | 16 | 55 | 4 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .762 | .271 | .491 | .218 |
| Rudy Giuliani | 3B | 23 | 51 | 8 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 15 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .626 | .293 | .333 | .216 |
| Denzel Washington | 3B | 12 | 42 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .424 | .186 | .238 | .167 |
| Studs Terkel | P | 6 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .282 | .182 | .100 | .100 |
| Cornelius Vanderbilt | 3B | 4 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .381 | .214 | .167 | .083 |
| Jacob Javits | P | 7 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Allen Konigsberg | P | 11 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Will Tweed | P | 15 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Alphonse D"Amato | P | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| DeWitt Clinton | P | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Lee Strasberg | P | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Shemp Howard | P | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Totals | --- | --- | 913 | 118 | 225 | 30 | 5 | 37 | 115 | 77 | 220 | 9 | 6 | 17 | .718 | .306 | .412 | .246 |
