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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Swopetastic Shithouse Shortstop
Retired (2102, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .287 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .785 Status Deceased (2140) Option Years 0  
H 1382 Age at Death 74 Date of Birth 05-06-2066
HR 113 Drafted Round 2, Pick 18
(2084)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(127 games)
RBI 564
SB 403
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L B- Velocity D+   Mentor vR C+
Speed B  Bunt C- Control F    Mentor vL C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A+ (100%) Range A  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF C  (39.3%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (99.0%) CF D+ (25.1%)   Health D+ LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (98.3%) RF C+ (46.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2087 BRO
44
126
14
24
1
2
3
9
8
 28 0 0
7
 2 4
.540
.239
.302
.111
.190
2088 STL
117
470
56
107
16
4
5
37
43
 95 2 1
37
 24 12
.605
.295
.311
.083
.228
2089 STL-SF-STL
135
530
79
160
18
7
10
43
60
 99 1 2
43
 23 10
.792
.373
.419
.117
.302
2090 STL
135
499
55
128
19
3
7
44
51
 94 0 1
36
 18 11
.674
.325
.349
.092
.257
2091 STL
131
468
63
134
16
6
8
54
58
 100 1 1
36
 29 7
.763
.366
.397
.111
.286
2092 STL
154
413
71
134
22
10
8
41
44
 59 5 1
44
 14 17
.880
.395
.484
.160
.324
2093 STL
160
238
30
72
9
2
5
31
26
 34 0 2
21
 13 5
.789
.368
.420
.118
.303
2094 STL
134
203
18
53
6
0
5
22
31
 23 2 0
15
 6 3
.729
.364
.365
.103
.261
2095 STL
152
225
44
81
10
3
10
32
28
 25 3 1
27
 14 3
1.000
.436
.564
.204
.360
2096 STL
145
162
24
51
8
1
8
27
24
 30 0 1
9
 10 0
.926
.401
.525
.210
.315
2097 STL
132
188
35
57
10
3
6
34
17
 28 0 2
17
 4 2
.842
.357
.484
.181
.303
2098 STL
141
449
84
128
17
8
7
51
60
 70 1 0
46
 13 13
.776
.371
.405
.120
.285
2099 STL
122
308
64
89
13
4
14
57
40
 40 1 0
17
 10 4
.866
.372
.494
.205
.289
2100 STL
12
46
11
15
3
0
2
6
8
 5 0 0
4
 1 0
.948
.426
.522
.196
.326
2101 STL
131
376
67
121
23
7
12
56
51
 55 2 4
39
 10 7
.918
.402
.516
.194
.322
2102 STL
46
112
15
28
0
0
3
20
15
 15 0 0
5
 3 2
.669
.339
.330
.080
.250
Total
1891
4813
730
1382
191
60
113
564
564
 800 18 16
403
 194 100
.785
.363
.422
.135
.287
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2102-11-01Swopetastic Shithouse has retired from the St. Louis iTodds
2102-07-05The St. Louis iTodds have removed Swopetastic Shithouse from the trade block.
2100-04-15Swopetastic Shithouse of the St. Louis iTodds is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2099-06-08Swopetastic Shithouse of the St. Louis iTurds is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2094-08-03Swopetastic Shithouse of the St. Louis iTurds is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2092-05-17The St. Louis iTurds have placed Swopetastic Shithouse on the trade block.
2091-06-17Swopetastic Shithouse of the St. Louis iTurds is injured and is expected to be out 6 days.
2089-10-23A trade has been completed between the San Francisco Big Russians and the St. Louis iTurds. The St. Louis iTurds receive Mitch Minimeatsword, Wally Reid, Pat Gomez, Ramon Overall, Hi ImSwope, LeTodd Gaymes, Herman Taylor, Gwinnett County, Bobo Myers, Yo Lo, Jarvis Cooper, Swope Schlongstroker, Swopetastic Shithouse, Blas Hendley, Dixie Krapp, Jimmy Moreno, Tom Kuehne, Fred Walsh, Harry Norman, Bruce Law, Ray Mullen, Nikolai Viroshilov, John Hanson, Lou Sutcliffe, Timmy Tinypepe from the San Francisco Big Russians in exchange for Joseph Short, Nardita Shortsword, Vic Hodgson, Anatoly Cannoli, Dmitri Dago, Reagan Nomics, Donnie Davis, Sicilic Lovelace, Jackson Browne, Avi Vasilyev, Danny Williams, Russ Kie, Swopo Finito, Samir Bulva, Willie Wilson, Omar Bulva, Moses Hightower Jr., Chavez y Chavez, Gordon Hill, Capone N. Noreaga, Nomo Nardy, Allan James Burnett, Michael Cheritto, Jack Georgy, Nails Nitschke. Protest This Trade.
2089-10-20A trade has been completed between the St. Louis iTurds and the San Francisco Big Russians. The San Francisco Big Russians receive Yo Lo, Hi ImSwope, Bobo Myers, Dixie Krapp, Lou Sutcliffe, Herman Taylor, Swope Schlongstroker, Ray Mullen, Bruce Law, Pat Gomez, Timmy Tinypepe, Blas Hendley, Ramon Overall, Gwinnett County, Jarvis Cooper, John Hanson, Tom Kuehne, Nikolai Viroshilov, Harry Norman, Fred Walsh, Jimmy Moreno, Swopetastic Shithouse, Mitch Minimeatsword, Wally Reid, LeTodd Gaymes from the St. Louis iTurds in exchange for Nardita Shortsword, Omar Bulva, Moses Hightower Jr., Russ Kie, Jack Georgy, Jackson Browne, Anatoly Cannoli, Vic Hodgson, Donnie Davis, Samir Bulva, Dmitri Dago, Capone N. Noreaga, Nails Nitschke, Chavez y Chavez, Danny Williams, Joseph Short, Avi Vasilyev, Sicilic Lovelace, Reagan Nomics, Swopo Finito, Gordon Hill, Nomo Nardy, Allan James Burnett, Michael Cheritto, Willie Wilson. Protest This Trade.
2088-05-08Swopetastic Shithouse of the St. Louis iTurds is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2088-04-06The St. Louis iTurds have promoted Swopetastic Shithouse to the major league team.
2088-04-01The St. Louis iTurds have promoted Leon Reed to the major league team. The St. Louis iTurds have promoted Len Frisbee to the major league team. The St. Louis iTurds have sent Israel Alcantara to the minors. The St. Louis iTurds have sent Swopetastic Shithouse to the minors.
2088-04-01The St. Louis iTurds have renamed Lem Deepthroats to Swopetastic Shithouse.
2088-04-01A trade has been completed between the Brooklyn Trawlers and the St. Louis iTurds. The St. Louis iTurds receive Ramon Overall, Lem Deepthroats from the Brooklyn Trawlers in exchange for Fred Amoros, Don Cockrell. Protest This Trade.
2087-06-15Lem Deepthroats of the Brooklyn Trawlers is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2087-06-12The Brooklyn Trawlers have promoted Lem Deepthroats to the major league team. The Brooklyn Trawlers have sent Eric Nichols to the minors.
2086-04-11The Brooklyn Trawlers have renamed Todd Noserings to Lem Deepthroats.
2086-03-31The Brooklyn Trawlers have renamed Todd Norings to Todd Noserings.
2085-04-01A trade has been completed between the St. Louis iTurds and the Brooklyn Trawlers. The Brooklyn Trawlers receive Elmer Roy, Paul Just, Ross Cruz, Ron Blomberg, Wayne Nuxhall, F.U. Todd, Todd Norings, Draft Pick 2088 Round 2 STL (Russ Hayes), Draft Pick 2087 Round 2 ATL (Nardie Nonuts), Draft Pick 2088 Round 1 STL (Paulito Scurvy) from the St. Louis iTurds in exchange for Axel Foley, Don Cockrell, Fred Amoros, Jesus Dickson, Rivers McCutcheon. Protest This Trade.
2085-03-25The St. Louis iOwnTodds have placed Todd Norings on the trade block.
2084-04-01The St. Louis iOwnTodds have renamed Joe Karger to Todd Norings.
2084-03-31The St. Louis iOwnTodds have sent Anthony Southworth to the minors. The St. Louis iOwnTodds have sent Joe Karger to the minors.
2084-03-31A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Monarchs and the St. Louis iOwnTodds. The St. Louis iOwnTodds receive Joe Karger, Anthony Southworth from the Pittsburgh Monarchs in exchange for Draft Pick 2087 Round 1 STL (Balgo Farr), Draft Pick 2087 Round 2 STL (Carson Jeffcoat). Protest This Trade.