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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Hi ImSwope Center Field
Retired (2099, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .279 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .770 Status Deceased (2144) Option Years 0  
H 851 Age at Death 81 Date of Birth 05-13-2063
HR 76 Drafted Round 1, Pick 10
(2081)		 Majors Svc Time 12 years
(133 games)
RBI 375
SB 241
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L B- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A  Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B B- (56.1%) LF B+ (68.9%) Arm B  WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health C+ LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF A  (87.3%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2087 CHN
75
237
37
68
13
2
5
26
22
 52 1 0
6
 2 0
.772
.350
.422
.135
.287
2088 CHN-STL
116
371
48
103
18
4
4
33
49
 71 0 0
31
 17 11
.742
.362
.380
.102
.278
2089 STL-SF-STL
141
351
43
84
12
4
7
42
32
 70 0 3
27
 13 11
.657
.301
.356
.117
.239
2090 STL
160
424
44
116
18
4
13
42
42
 89 0 0
32
 12 3
.766
.339
.427
.153
.274
2091 STL
149
209
32
63
8
1
10
37
23
 44 0 0
12
 7 10
.864
.371
.493
.191
.301
2092 STL-MON
96
226
31
69
7
5
5
31
27
 45 1 1
25
 11 12
.827
.380
.447
.142
.305
2093 MON
78
152
27
50
8
1
7
32
18
 26 0 0
20
 8 0
.933
.400
.533
.204
.329
2094 MON
119
432
70
125
17
4
6
42
47
 70 4 1
42
 18 4
.753
.364
.389
.100
.289
2095 HOU
94
129
20
31
5
2
4
14
16
 29 1 0
6
 3 1
.732
.329
.403
.163
.240
2096 HOU
96
128
16
36
6
1
2
19
13
 24 0 1
14
 1 0
.736
.345
.391
.109
.281
2097 HOU
137
187
31
48
6
4
6
29
29
 33 1 1
13
 11 0
.786
.358
.428
.171
.257
2098 HOU
144
132
22
42
5
4
6
19
10
 25 0 0
6
 2 0
.919
.366
.553
.235
.318
2099 HOU
90
75
9
16
4
0
1
9
9
 17 0 0
7
 4 0
.604
.298
.307
.093
.213
Total
1495
3053
430
851
127
36
76
375
337
 595 8 7
241
 109 52
.770
.351
.419
.140
.279
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2099-11-01Hi ImSwope has retired from the Houston Insane Clown Posse
2096-06-13Hi ImSwope of the Houston Insane Clown Posse is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2095-03-31The Houston Insane Clown Posse have placed Hi ImSwope on the trade block.
2095-03-26The Houston Insane Clown Posse have drafted Hi ImSwope #23 overall in the Expansion Draft.
2092-06-30A trade has been completed between the St. Louis iTurds and the Montreal Expos. The Montreal Expos receive Hi ImSwope from the St. Louis iTurds in exchange for Draft Pick 2094 Round 2 BOS (Larry Macphee). Protest This Trade.
2091-06-30Hi ImSwope of the St. Louis iTurds is injured and is expected to be out 10 days.
2090-03-31The St. Louis iTurds have placed Hi ImSwope on the trade block.
2089-10-23A trade has been completed between the San Francisco Big Russians and the St. Louis iTurds. The St. Louis iTurds receive Mitch Minimeatsword, Wally Reid, Pat Gomez, Ramon Overall, Hi ImSwope, LeTodd Gaymes, Herman Taylor, Gwinnett County, Bobo Myers, Yo Lo, Jarvis Cooper, Swope Schlongstroker, Swopetastic Shithouse, Blas Hendley, Dixie Krapp, Jimmy Moreno, Tom Kuehne, Fred Walsh, Harry Norman, Bruce Law, Ray Mullen, Nikolai Viroshilov, John Hanson, Lou Sutcliffe, Timmy Tinypepe from the San Francisco Big Russians in exchange for Joseph Short, Nardita Shortsword, Vic Hodgson, Anatoly Cannoli, Dmitri Dago, Reagan Nomics, Donnie Davis, Sicilic Lovelace, Jackson Browne, Avi Vasilyev, Danny Williams, Russ Kie, Swopo Finito, Samir Bulva, Willie Wilson, Omar Bulva, Moses Hightower Jr., Chavez y Chavez, Gordon Hill, Capone N. Noreaga, Nomo Nardy, Allan James Burnett, Michael Cheritto, Jack Georgy, Nails Nitschke. Protest This Trade.
2089-10-20A trade has been completed between the St. Louis iTurds and the San Francisco Big Russians. The San Francisco Big Russians receive Yo Lo, Hi ImSwope, Bobo Myers, Dixie Krapp, Lou Sutcliffe, Herman Taylor, Swope Schlongstroker, Ray Mullen, Bruce Law, Pat Gomez, Timmy Tinypepe, Blas Hendley, Ramon Overall, Gwinnett County, Jarvis Cooper, John Hanson, Tom Kuehne, Nikolai Viroshilov, Harry Norman, Fred Walsh, Jimmy Moreno, Swopetastic Shithouse, Mitch Minimeatsword, Wally Reid, LeTodd Gaymes from the St. Louis iTurds in exchange for Nardita Shortsword, Omar Bulva, Moses Hightower Jr., Russ Kie, Jack Georgy, Jackson Browne, Anatoly Cannoli, Vic Hodgson, Donnie Davis, Samir Bulva, Dmitri Dago, Capone N. Noreaga, Nails Nitschke, Chavez y Chavez, Danny Williams, Joseph Short, Avi Vasilyev, Sicilic Lovelace, Reagan Nomics, Swopo Finito, Gordon Hill, Nomo Nardy, Allan James Burnett, Michael Cheritto, Willie Wilson. Protest This Trade.
2089-09-09The St. Louis iTurds have placed Hi ImSwope on the trade block.
2089-04-01The St. Louis iTurds have renamed Hi! I"m SWOPE! to Hi ImSwope.
2088-05-08The St. Louis iTurds have acquired Hi! I"m SWOPE! from the waiver wire.
2088-04-28The Chicago Idunnowhatthehell have promoted Ken McMullen to the major league team. The Chicago Idunnowhatthehell have designated Hi! I"m SWOPE! for assignment.
2087-04-23A trade has been completed between the San Francisco Mitches and the Chicago Idunnowhatthehell. The Chicago Idunnowhatthehell receive Hi! I"m SWOPE!, "Big Ern" Stearn, Draft Pick 2090 Round 1 SF (Bob Schulte) from the San Francisco Mitches in exchange for Sicilic Lovelace, Buz Trautwein. Protest This Trade.
2086-03-31The San Francisco iTurds have renamed Steve Taylor to Hi! I"m SWOPE!.
2084-08-15A trade has been completed between the San Francisco Big Russians and the Texas Handy Jays. The Texas Handy Jays receive Steve Kline, Jerome "Shoeless" Jackson, Bob Rochford (Optioned), Dirt Shitterson, Draft Pick 2087 Round 1 SF (Earl Mejias), Draft Pick 2086 Round 1 SF (Gene Pike) from the San Francisco Big Russians in exchange for Danny Williams, Steve Taylor, Capone N. Noreaga. Protest This Trade.