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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Eric: What a Douchebag Relief Pitcher
Retired (2057, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.90 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 8-22 Status Retired (2057) Option Years 0  
SV 10 Age 46 (OS 47) Date of Birth 11-16-2023
K 217 Drafted Round 3, Pick 48
(2045)
Majors Svc Time 8 years
(49 games)
IP 323.0
WHIP 1.51
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val A+
Speed Bunt D+ Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health C- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2048 CHA
0
4
65
0
0
0
1
2
126.0
145 81 67 3 43
78
1.49
4.79
2049 CHA
0
15
34
34
0
0
0
0
95.2
120 72 63 0 29
70
1.56
5.93
2051 TOR
3
0
43
0
0
0
4
0
57.0
60 24 24 0 22
37
1.44
3.79
2052 TOR
2
1
16
0
0
0
2
0
18.1
21 13 12 0 13
12
1.85
5.89
2053 MON
1
1
4
0
0
0
1
1
2.2
3 2 2 0 0
2
1.13
6.75
2054 MON
0
1
8
0
0
0
0
0
6.1
7 3 3 0 2
3
1.42
4.26
2055 MON
0
0
2
0
0
0
0
0
1.1
0 0 0 0 0
1
0.00
0.00
2056 MON
1
0
6
0
0
0
0
0
6.2
5 1 1 0 2
4
1.05
1.35
2057 MON
1
0
9
0
0
0
2
1
9.0
10 4 4 0 6
10
1.78
4.00
2070
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0.0
0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
8
22
187
34
0
0
10
4
323.0
371 200 176 3 117
217
1.51
4.90
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2057-11-01Eric: What a Douchebag has retired from the Montreal Escadrille
2053-04-14The Montreal Escadrille have acquired Eric: What a Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2053-04-01The Toronto Blue Notes have designated Eric: What a Douchebag for assignment.
2053-03-25The Toronto Blue Notes have promoted Eric: What a Douchebag to the major league team.
2052-07-04The Toronto Blue Notes have designated Eric: What a Douchebag for assignment.
2051-03-25The Toronto Blue Notes have promoted Eric: What a Douchebag to the major league team. The Toronto Blue Notes have designated R.M. Nixon for assignment.
2051-03-25The Toronto Blue Notes have acquired Eric: What a Douchebag from the waiver wire.
2050-04-25The Chicago Onur Tribute Road Show have waived Eric: What a Douchebag.
2049-10-23The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Eric: What a Douchebag down to the minors.
2048-08-28Eric: What a Douchebag of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2048-04-18The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed Bill Monaco to Eric: What a Douchebag.
2048-04-11Bill Monaco of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2048-04-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Henry Clapinski to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Bill Monaco to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted John Johnson (its a dick joke) to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated St. George for assignment. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated I Made It! (SUCK IT CLAIMERS!) for assignment. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated Woodstock for assignment.