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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
John Johnson (its a dick joke) Starting Pitcher
Retired (2056, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 7.94 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 2-10 Status Retired (2056) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age 48 (OS 48) Date of Birth 02-15-2022
K 38 Drafted Round 2, Pick 31
(2043)		 Majors Svc Time 0 years
(106 games)
IP 79.1
WHIP 1.92
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R F  Power vs. L F  Velocity B-   Mentor Val B-
Speed C  Bunt B  Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health B  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2047 CHA
1
 2
8
8
0
0
0
 0
27.0
 39 21 20 0 11
11
1.85
6.67
2048 CHA
1
 7
15
15
0
0
0
 0
51.2
 80 50 46 0 17
27
1.88
8.01
2056 CLE
0
 1
1
1
0
0
0
 0
0.2
 4 4 4 0 1
0
7.50
54.00
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
2
 10
24
24
0
0
0
 0
79.1
 123 75 70 0 29
38
1.92
7.94
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2056-11-01John Johnson (its a dick joke) has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2056-10-03The Cleveland Riflemen have designated Buzz Lightyear for assignment. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated Herbert! for assignment. The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Kamehameha V to the minors. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated John Johnson (its a dick joke) for assignment.
2056-09-26The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted John Johnson (its a dick joke) to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated 8 Dead Wedding Guests for assignment.
2056-09-26The Cleveland Riflemen have acquired John Johnson (its a dick joke) from the waiver wire.
2056-04-01The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs have waived John Johnson (its a dick joke).
2055-06-22The Brooklyn Dogs Within Dogs have acquired John Johnson (its a dick joke) from the waiver wire.
2055-04-25The Toronto Blue Notes have waived John Johnson (its a dick joke).
2055-04-08The Toronto Blue Notes have designated John Johnson (its a dick joke) for assignment.
2055-03-25The Toronto Blue Notes have promoted John Johnson (its a dick joke) to the major league team. The Toronto Blue Notes have promoted Linton Kwesi Johnson to the major league team. The Toronto Blue Notes have designated Left Hand Lacey for assignment.
2051-05-19The Toronto Blue Notes have acquired John Johnson (its a dick joke) from the waiver wire. The Toronto Blue Notes have waived Bill Remy.
2048-06-11The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have waived John Johnson (its a dick joke).
2048-06-10The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Frank Kerrigan to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent John Johnson (its a dick joke) to the minors.
2048-04-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Henry Clapinski to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted Bill Monaco to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted John Johnson (its a dick joke) to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated St. George for assignment. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated I Made It! (SUCK IT CLAIMERS!) for assignment. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have designated Woodstock for assignment.
2047-10-03The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent John Johnson (its a dick joke) to the minors. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent (this space for rent) to the minors.
2047-08-25The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed John Johnson (Dick Dixon) to John Johnson (its a dick joke).
2047-08-25The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed John Johnson to John Johnson (Dick Dixon).
2047-08-25The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have promoted John Johnson to the major league team. The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have sent Alliterative Angina to the minors.