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Chipper Jones League
3-25-1979
Full Retard Starting Pitcher
St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.67 Total Rating 83   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 92-55 Status Active Option Years 0  
SV 13 Age 32 (OS 33) Date of Birth 12-22-1946
K 1068 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1964)		 Majors Svc Time 8 years
(113 games)
IP 1406.1
WHIP 1.34
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 7 Contact vs. L 10 Endurance 54   Ldrship 22
Power vs. R 9 Power vs. L 2 Velocity 100   Mentor Val 36
Speed 52 Bunt 47 Control 67
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 37 WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm 61 WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health 37 LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
1970 LHB 83 58.0 40 30 53 1.43
1970 RHB 71 52.0 50 27 40 1.29
1971 LHB 31 101.0 70 60 120 1.78
1971 RHB 31 91.1 73 41 91 1.45
1972 LHB 32 117.1 80 60 117 1.51
1972 RHB 32 83.2 66 28 66 1.12
1973 LHB 27 100.2 67 40 88 1.27
1973 RHB 27 66.2 69 23 59 1.23
1974 LHB 31 111.1 74 52 97 1.34
1974 RHB 31 78.0 55 25 80 1.35
1975 LHB 23 83.2 61 38 66 1.24
1975 RHB 23 49.2 44 18 54 1.45
1976 LHB 32 110.0 83 42 96 1.25
1976 RHB 31 66.1 39 23 48 1.07
1977 LHB 48 64.0 42 26 57 1.30
1977 RHB 40 39.1 37 13 30 1.09
1978 LHB 34 78.0 58 30 70 1.28
1978 RHB 34 55.1 60 19 61 1.45
1979 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
1979 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total LHB 341 824.0 575 378 764 1.39
Total RHB 320 582.1 493 217 529 1.28
Total 345 1406.1 1068 595 1293 1.34
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1977-06-26Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
1977-05-22Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
1975-07-18Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
1975-03-31A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats. The St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats receive Full Retard, Jackie Miles from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Lew Petty, Bump Cruz.
1973-06-10Full Retard of the Pittsburgh Doormats is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
1970-03-30The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Full Retard to the major league team.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-03-31The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Jack Burnside to Full Retard.