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Chipper Jones League
3-25-1979
Full Retard Starting Pitcher
St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.67 Total Rating 83   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 92-55 Status Active Option Years 0  
SV 13 Age 32 (OS 33) Date of Birth 12-22-1946
K 1068 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(1964)		 Majors Svc Time 8 years
(113 games)
IP 1406.1
WHIP 1.34
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 7 Contact vs. L 10 Endurance 54   Ldrship 22
Power vs. R 9 Power vs. L 2 Velocity 100   Mentor Val 36
Speed 52 Bunt 47 Control 67
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 37 WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm 61 WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health 37 LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
1970 PIT
7
 2
85
1
0
0
7
 4
110.0
 93 58 50 3 57
90
1.36
4.09
1971 PIT
12
 8
31
31
1
0
0
 0
192.1
 211 108 104 6 101
143
1.62
4.87
1972 PIT
8
 10
32
32
0
0
0
 0
201.0
 183 105 101 2 88
146
1.35
4.52
1973 PIT
14
 8
27
27
0
0
0
 0
167.1
 147 63 59 1 63
136
1.25
3.17
1974 PIT
16
 8
31
31
0
0
0
 0
189.1
 177 81 72 1 77
129
1.34
3.42
1975 STL
9
 3
23
23
0
0
0
 0
133.1
 120 49 46 1 56
105
1.32
3.11
1976 STL
13
 4
32
31
0
0
0
 0
176.1
 144 58 50 4 65
122
1.19
2.55
1977 STL
6
 6
49
10
0
0
4
 1
103.1
 87 34 33 1 39
79
1.22
2.87
1978 STL
7
 6
35
23
0
0
2
 0
133.1
 131 64 58 3 49
118
1.35
3.92
1979 STL
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
92
 55
345
209
1
0
13
 5
1406.1
 1293 620 573 22 595
1068
1.34
3.67
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1977-06-26Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
1977-05-22Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
1975-07-18Full Retard of the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
1975-03-31A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats. The St. Louis LEX-Steel Bats receive Full Retard, Jackie Miles from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Lew Petty, Bump Cruz.
1973-06-10Full Retard of the Pittsburgh Doormats is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
1970-03-30The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Full Retard to the major league team.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-03-31The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Jack Burnside to Full Retard.