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Chipper Jones League
3-25-1979
Righty Facesmashery Right Field
Retired (1976, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating 59   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .748 Status Retired (1976) Option Years 0  
H 1112 Age 39 (OS 40) Date of Birth 08-30-1939
HR 164 Drafted Round 2, Pick 32
(1961)		 Majors Svc Time 10 years
(155 games)
RBI 646
SB 46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R 59 Contact vs. L 35 Endurance 55   Ldrship 75
Power vs. R 75 Power vs. L 78 Velocity 8   Mentor vR 100
Speed 58 Bunt 33 Control 10   Mentor vL 100
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range 52 WS Rings 0
1B 14 (14.0%) LF 55 (55.3%) Arm 53 WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health 28 LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF 100 (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1962 CHA
102
395
57
102
18
2
15
49
30
 78 2 2
10
 5 3
.740
.312
.428
.170
.258
1963 CHA
140
488
53
119
18
7
11
63
32
 124 2 4
8
 2 7
.668
.291
.377
.133
.244
1964 CHA
121
389
53
91
11
1
10
56
39
 71 2 1
10
 3 21
.651
.306
.344
.111
.234
1965 CHA
147
336
48
84
14
1
13
43
34
 59 2 3
9
 3 30
.734
.320
.414
.164
.250
1966 PIT-BRO
10
18
2
3
3
0
0
1
1
 0 0 0
0
 0 1
.544
.211
.333
.167
.167
1969 KC
21
38
3
10
0
1
2
7
2
 3 0 1
0
 0 0
.766
.293
.474
.211
.263
1970 KC
150
427
64
113
20
1
19
65
43
 68 0 3
3
 1 6
.779
.330
.450
.185
.265
1971 KC
145
468
79
138
23
7
21
79
41
 73 4 1
0
 1 4
.865
.356
.509
.214
.295
1972 KC
150
497
97
147
23
6
34
109
49
 92 1 1
3
 0 2
.931
.359
.571
.276
.296
1973 KC
142
441
66
105
20
4
18
70
43
 96 1 3
3
 0 1
.729
.305
.424
.186
.238
1974 KC
139
471
60
111
10
2
15
57
40
 85 1 1
0
 0 1
.657
.296
.361
.125
.236
1975 KC
140
248
31
62
13
3
3
31
21
 48 0 3
0
 0 0
.668
.305
.363
.113
.250
1976 KC
43
107
17
27
6
2
3
16
11
 23 0 1
0
 0 0
.749
.319
.430
.178
.252
Total
1450
4323
630
1112
179
37
164
646
386
 820 15 24
46
 15 76
.748
.319
.430
.172
.257
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1976-11-01Righty Facesmashery has retired from the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians
1969-04-03Righty Facesmashery of the Kansas City Hyperzephyrians is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
1968-10-03The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have promoted Righty Facesmashery to the major league team.
1968-03-25The Kansas City Hyperzephyrians have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1967-04-14The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-05-24The Brooklyn Bomb Squad have acquired Righty Facesmashery from the waiver wire.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have waived Righty Facesmashery.
1966-04-28The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Tony Moore to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have promoted Carl Hilgendorf to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Doormats have sent Righty Facesmashery to the minors.
1966-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Censored Jews and the Pittsburgh Doormats. The Pittsburgh Doormats receive Terribilys Hopetard, John Proctor, Ed Matuszek, Righty Facesmashery, Dutch Berry, Ex Claytor, Bob Pall, Homer, Crampaign Crampon, Stone Moran, Full Retard, WTF Entrapment!!!, Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (BRO), Draft Pick - 1967 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Censored Jews in exchange for Earl Pearl, Conkwright, Sneaky Bill, Verdo Herdo, Crafty Bill, Manute Bol, Syd Barrett, Stormy Daniels, Nathan Diamond, Dallas Miller, Draft Pick - 1968 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick - 1969 Round 2 (PIT).
1964-07-05Righty Facesmashery of the Chicago Censored Jews is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
1963-04-28The Chicago Censored Jews have renamed Hap Edmonston to Righty Facesmashery.
1962-05-19The Chicago Censored Jews have promoted Hap Edmonston to the major league team. The Chicago Censored Jews have designated Ray Carling for assignment.
1962-05-19A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh Doormats and the Chicago Censored Jews. The Chicago Censored Jews receive Hap Edmonston from the Pittsburgh Doormats in exchange for Draft Pick - 1963 Round 3 (CHA).