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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
(Red Itchy Rash) Third Base
Retired (2059, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .271 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .738 Status Retired (2059) Option Years 0  
H 1244 Age 46 (OS 47) Date of Birth 12-06-2023
HR 56 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2041)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(0 games)
RBI 508
SB 205
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A  Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R C  Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR B 
Speed A- Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS D- (4.5%) Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B C  (42.7%) LF --- Arm A  WS Appearances 0
2B C+ (48.7%) CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 1
3B A+ (100%) RF F  (1.8%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2047 CHA
127
463
56
116
23
3
3
33
57
 62 0 0
12
 9 16
.665
.333
.333
.082
.251
2048 CHA
138
212
31
57
9
4
2
18
28
 25 1 0
19
 12 2
.734
.357
.377
.108
.269
2049 CHA-SF
140
411
54
113
14
2
7
37
71
 62 0 1
45
 23 14
.751
.381
.370
.095
.275
2049 CHA
140
411
54
113
14
2
7
37
71
 62 0 1
45
 23 14
.751
.381
.370
.095
.275
2050 MON
145
585
78
162
32
11
10
61
65
 93 5 2
17
 6 21
.774
.353
.421
.144
.277
2051 MON
144
571
87
169
26
6
6
62
81
 75 4 3
27
 8 11
.779
.385
.394
.098
.296
2052 MON
144
575
79
150
22
7
10
59
68
 78 2 1
18
 6 13
.716
.341
.376
.115
.261
2053 MON
144
549
55
130
24
10
1
60
70
 82 1 6
24
 4 12
.643
.321
.322
.086
.237
2054 MON
144
540
72
149
18
9
9
69
77
 78 3 4
19
 9 16
.760
.367
.393
.117
.276
2055 MON
102
188
22
56
10
0
1
29
28
 22 1 1
11
 1 5
.757
.390
.367
.069
.298
2056 MON
56
163
21
46
14
1
2
27
25
 21 0 1
5
 4 5
.793
.376
.417
.135
.282
2057 MON
59
198
27
58
11
4
4
31
28
 19 4 2
4
 3 5
.837
.388
.449
.157
.293
2058 MON
26
106
12
30
6
1
1
15
7
 14 0 0
4
 0 4
.714
.327
.387
.104
.283
2059 MON
8
23
3
8
1
1
0
7
6
 1 1 0
0
 0 1
.978
.500
.478
.130
.348
Total
1377
4584
597
1244
210
59
56
508
611
 632 22 21
205
 85 125
.738
.358
.380
.108
.271
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2059-11-01(Red Itchy Rash) has retired from the Montreal Escadrille
2049-10-23A trade has been completed between the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs and the San Francisco Wort. The San Francisco Wort receive Red Reiser, Frank Kerrigan, Geoff of Darkness, I Am a Sack of Shit, El Viado de Seville, Eric: Prince of Douchebags, Washington"s Chief of Staff, (Red Itchy Rash), Ed Prince, Eric: Reprehensible Douchebag, Norm Minnehan, Buddy Turk, Chronic Suckness, Mel Guerrero, Meadowlark Lemon, Ernie Ulrich, Creeping Mentoritis, Flatulence, Draft Pick - 2050 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs in exchange for Fourscore Blondes, Mephistopheles Stout, Allagash Hugh Malone, Rumble in the Bleachers, Bodie, Lagunitas Brown Shugga, Old Jubilation, Godwins Octopus, Buffalo Trace, Devil Dancer, Doomed to Fail...Horribly, Talisker, Solomon Grundy, White Rascal, Moses Malone, Bruichladdich, He"Brew Jewbelation 12, Craigellachie , Glenmorangie, Tyler Won! Hooray!, A Three-Lettered Theme.
2047-09-02(Red Itchy Rash) of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2047-08-25The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have renamed Red Itchy Rash to (Red Itchy Rash).
2047-04-21The Chicago Disease of the Week have renamed Red Larmore to Red Itchy Rash.
2047-03-25A trade has been completed between the Chicago Table Tennis Association and the Seattle Bàsquet Club. The Seattle Bàsquet Club receive The Viscount of Turds, Ommegang Hennepin from the Chicago Table Tennis Association in exchange for Red Larmore.