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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Washington"s Chief of Staff First Base
Retired (2052, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .248 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .711 Status Retired (2052) Option Years 0  
H 529 Age 55 (OS 56) Date of Birth 10-11-2014
HR 70 Drafted Round 2, Pick 24
(2033)		 Majors Svc Time 8 years
(154 games)
RBI 271
SB 73
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C  Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L A- Velocity F    Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt B  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A  WS Rings 0
1B A+ (100%) LF B+ (71.4%) Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B D- (7.9%) CF D+ (23.1%)   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF B+ (72.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2043 BOS
86
327
47
80
11
1
12
41
27
 68 1 1
17
 3 9
.698
.303
.394
.150
.245
2044 BOS
98
264
53
75
11
1
12
46
24
 46 2 2
16
 1 5
.816
.346
.470
.186
.284
2045 BOS
96
221
30
59
8
2
9
40
23
 42 0 1
6
 4 1
.778
.335
.443
.176
.267
2046 BOS
82
118
20
36
6
3
6
28
9
 22 1 1
3
 4 3
.916
.357
.559
.254
.305
2047 BOS
2
2
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 0
2.000
.500
1.500
1.000
.500
2048 BOS-CHA
123
289
39
90
12
8
9
35
26
 54 0 0
13
 12 0
.870
.368
.502
.190
.311
2049 CHA-SF
96
241
21
55
5
2
8
30
24
 47 0 0
18
 12 2
.663
.298
.365
.137
.228
2050 MON
93
132
11
31
4
0
3
14
11
 23 1 0
0
 0 0
.632
.299
.333
.098
.235
2051 MON
68
206
16
43
5
2
3
11
16
 39 0 0
0
 0 0
.562
.266
.296
.087
.209
2052 MON
89
335
39
59
8
2
8
26
31
 83 4 2
0
 0 6
.536
.253
.284
.107
.176
Total
833
2135
276
529
70
22
70
271
191
 425 9 7
73
 36 26
.711
.311
.400
.152
.248
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2052-11-01Washington"s Chief of Staff has retired from the Montreal Escadrille
2050-05-27Washington s Chief of Staff of the Montreal Escadrille is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2049-10-23A trade has been completed between the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs and the San Francisco Wort. The San Francisco Wort receive Red Reiser, Frank Kerrigan, Geoff of Darkness, I Am a Sack of Shit, El Viado de Seville, Eric: Prince of Douchebags, Washington"s Chief of Staff, (Red Itchy Rash), Ed Prince, Eric: Reprehensible Douchebag, Norm Minnehan, Buddy Turk, Chronic Suckness, Mel Guerrero, Meadowlark Lemon, Ernie Ulrich, Creeping Mentoritis, Flatulence, Draft Pick - 2050 Round 1 (CHA) from the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs in exchange for Fourscore Blondes, Mephistopheles Stout, Allagash Hugh Malone, Rumble in the Bleachers, Bodie, Lagunitas Brown Shugga, Old Jubilation, Godwins Octopus, Buffalo Trace, Devil Dancer, Doomed to Fail...Horribly, Talisker, Solomon Grundy, White Rascal, Moses Malone, Bruichladdich, He"Brew Jewbelation 12, Craigellachie , Glenmorangie, Tyler Won! Hooray!, A Three-Lettered Theme.
2049-09-13Washington s Chief of Staff of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2049-07-27Washington s Chief of Staff of the Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2048-05-06The Chicago Sickness, Silliness, and Hugs have acquired Washington"s Chief of Staff from the waiver wire.
2048-04-23The Boston Black Sox have promoted Flipper Purify to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have promoted Cleon to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have promoted John Macpherson to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have promoted (Drew is Totally Happy) to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have designated Carlton Banks for assignment. The Boston Black Sox have designated Washington"s Chief of Staff for assignment. The Boston Black Sox have designated Paddy Locke for assignment. The Boston Black Sox have designated Swamp Castle for assignment.
2047-04-04Washington s Chief of Staff of the Boston Black Sox is injured and is expected to be out 3 days.
2044-08-27Washington s Chief of Staff of the Boston Black Sox is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2043-04-02The Boston Black Sox have promoted Washington"s Chief of Staff to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have designated Tim McKeel@Infinity for assignment.
2038-04-01The Boston Black Sox have acquired Washington"s Chief of Staff from the waiver wire.
2037-10-03The Detroit Urban Utopia have waived Washington"s Chief of Staff.
2037-09-26The Detroit Urban Utopia have acquired Washington"s Chief of Staff from the waiver wire.
2037-04-03The Baltimore Hamiltonians have waived Washington"s Chief of Staff.
2033-05-02The Baltimore Hamiltonians have renamed Andy Smith to Washington"s Chief of Staff.