Ed ONeill League 4-28-2253 |
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Rectal Ranger | First Base Retired (2046, Age 36) |
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CAREER | BIOGRAPHICAL DATA | |||||
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AVG | .298 | Total Rating | Bats/Throws | B/R | ||
OPS | .896 | Status | Deceased (2073) | Option Years | 0 | |
H | 2459 | Age at Death | 64 | Date of Birth | 11-05-2009 | |
HR | 494 | Drafted | Round 1, Pick 1 (2027) |
Majors Svc Time | 17 years (81 games) |
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RBI | 1602 | |||||
SB | 177 |
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.
Date | Transaction |
2046-11-01 | Rectal Ranger has retired from the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS |
2046-10-04 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Beats ^ Guy Every NLCS is injured and is expected to be out 26 days. |
2044-10-15 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 14 days. |
2042-06-25 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 20 days. |
2041-05-19 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 13 days. |
2040-08-24 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 43 days. |
2038-08-18 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 30 days. |
2038-06-03 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
2037-08-01 | Rectal Ranger of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 12 days. |
2030-04-01 | The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Rectal Ranger to the major league team. |
2029-08-06 | The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have removed Rectal Ranger from the trade block. |
2029-04-01 | The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have promoted Brian Rosario to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have sent Rectal Ranger to the minors. |
2028-08-24 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Rectal Ranger to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Powder Frostall to the minors. |
2028-06-04 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed Rectal Ranger on the trade block. |
2027-04-01 | The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Todd Schlesinger to Rectal Ranger. |