June 02, 2016 at 09:06PM View BBCode
I'm serious, post ANYTHING you want about me, here! Wanna call me dirty names? Go ahead! Wanna question my parantonage, have at it! Hell, you wanna doxx me and have me thrown into a Russian Gulag, well you can do that too!June 02, 2016 at 09:56PM View BBCode
Originally posted by Prideco
I can't resist this
You are like the batteries that are not included.
You are the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of my soul.
You are a special news bulletin that interrupts my favorite show.
You are the wrong number that wakes me at 3am...
You are the raspberry seed I can't floss out.
You are the slug that slimes my begonias.
You are the termite that devours my wooden floorboards
You are the skunk that pollutes the air.
You are the onion that stings in the eye.
You are the hairball that clogs the drains.
You are the low ratings that cancel my favorite TV program.
You are the bubble gum that sticks to my shoe.
You are the smoke that smokes smoked oysters.
You are the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
All in good fun;)
[Edited on 6-2-2016 by Prideco]
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