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drunkengoat
Ask me anything.
November 04, 2008 at 05:09AM View BBCode
I've done and seen a little bit of everything in the past six months. What do you want to know?
rkinslow19
What's the best beer or liquor you've run into that you can't find at your average liquor store?
November 04, 2008 at 06:58AM View BBCode
Originally posted by drunkengoat
I've done and seen a little bit of everything in the past six months. What do you want to know?
What's the best beer or liquor you've run into that you can't find at your average liquor store?
drunkengoat
Sad fact: I didn't drink as much as I usually do, and it was back to the usual Crown Royal and Red Bull by the time I got back to Hawaii.
November 04, 2008 at 07:14AM View BBCode
I was caught downing a few of [url=www.beerpal.com/Bartrams-The-Bees-Knees-Beer/25526/]these[/url] at a downtown pub in Fremantle.Sad fact: I didn't drink as much as I usually do, and it was back to the usual Crown Royal and Red Bull by the time I got back to Hawaii.
drunkengoat
Yes, I tackled that awkwardly mixed pyramid of ales and dark beers. And I paid the ultimate price by apparently making out with a blue burger at the hard rock later that night.
November 04, 2008 at 07:19AM View BBCode
Also, here's a picture from the hotel room in Singapore...Yes, I tackled that awkwardly mixed pyramid of ales and dark beers. And I paid the ultimate price by apparently making out with a blue burger at the hard rock later that night.
drunkengoat has attached this image:
happy
November 04, 2008 at 09:03PM View BBCode
whats the best pickup line to use on the ugliest girl of all time?
drunkengoat
Not that I'd turn down free beer from the cab driver when we got picked up from the train ride off the pier. But that was by far the least favorite beer I have had on deployment. Even worse than Amstel.
happy, I'll rather provide you with the best recap of an oral sex encounter brought to you by one of my NCOs.
"It was like the rebirth of Jesus in my mouth."
November 05, 2008 at 03:45AM View BBCode
I was wondering why it tasted so... domestic.Not that I'd turn down free beer from the cab driver when we got picked up from the train ride off the pier. But that was by far the least favorite beer I have had on deployment. Even worse than Amstel.
happy, I'll rather provide you with the best recap of an oral sex encounter brought to you by one of my NCOs.
"It was like the rebirth of Jesus in my mouth."
barterer2002
November 05, 2008 at 03:49AM View BBCode
Alright Goat, I'm in a celebratory mood tonight. Describe for me your WILDEST night (at least that you remember)
drunkengoat
started off with a few drinks at orchard towers... beav took us up to the third floor (big mistake- see FG for man-woman reference) where these androgynous things mixed with local women AND prostitutes to make the guessing game that much more fun/horrifying, because you're getting groped and sometimes your hand would get led down the dresses by the girls themselves. We got out of there something quick.
I went downstairs for a massage, got a little more than I bargained for. But am I complaining?
Danced the night away while drinking heavily with a few of my buddies, ran into my section head who was blitzed... to avoid frat charges we split- not before i got a girl to take back to the room. a couple of my buddies who had a key bust in while i'm balls deep.
November 05, 2008 at 03:58AM View BBCode
First night in Singapore, easily.started off with a few drinks at orchard towers... beav took us up to the third floor (big mistake- see FG for man-woman reference) where these androgynous things mixed with local women AND prostitutes to make the guessing game that much more fun/horrifying, because you're getting groped and sometimes your hand would get led down the dresses by the girls themselves. We got out of there something quick.
I went downstairs for a massage, got a little more than I bargained for. But am I complaining?
Danced the night away while drinking heavily with a few of my buddies, ran into my section head who was blitzed... to avoid frat charges we split- not before i got a girl to take back to the room. a couple of my buddies who had a key bust in while i'm balls deep.
drunkengoat
November 05, 2008 at 03:03PM View BBCode
Because I worked out every day in Kuwait. Feel it, baby!
drunkengoat
November 07, 2008 at 12:06AM View BBCode
I know it's not what he's talking about, but I've been tested. The "bore punch" wasn't necessary, and despite my sexual misadventures, I'm clean.
Duff77
November 08, 2008 at 06:20PM View BBCode
It will probably involve the consumption of alcohol. Which raises another question--where is the line between alcoholism as sport and alcoholism as a depressing social evil?
happy
November 08, 2008 at 06:28PM View BBCode
everyone knows that one. when you start doing it alone.
barterer2002
Well I'm in trouble then.
November 08, 2008 at 06:30PM View BBCode
Originally posted by happy
everyone knows that one. when you start doing it alone.
Well I'm in trouble then.
Duff77
If it was mostly related to the Phillies I wouldn't worry about it. At least until next year.
November 08, 2008 at 06:55PM View BBCode
Originally posted by barterer2002
Originally posted by happy
everyone knows that one. when you start doing it alone.
Well I'm in trouble then.
If it was mostly related to the Phillies I wouldn't worry about it. At least until next year.
folifan19
November 10, 2008 at 08:50PM View BBCode
It starts when you get VD and start losing body parts.
Enocelot
http://fauxrealtho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/party111.gif
November 11, 2008 at 10:43AM View BBCode
What do you think of your new boss?http://fauxrealtho.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/party111.gif
drunkengoat
Not sure what to think about the guy. He's not even officially my boss. Yet.
but happy, bedtime story.
Once upon a time, this child molestor named Geoff hung around outside your window. Play the fun game! Which door is he at?
For Duff's question
Look for the popped collars. See? I have a newfound level of wisdom that far exceeds that of your run-of-the-mill 26-year-old.
November 13, 2008 at 10:57PM View BBCode
Enoch... I hope you live forever.Not sure what to think about the guy. He's not even officially my boss. Yet.
but happy, bedtime story.
Once upon a time, this child molestor named Geoff hung around outside your window. Play the fun game! Which door is he at?
For Duff's question
Which raises another question--where is the line between alcoholism as sport and alcoholism as a depressing social evil?
Look for the popped collars. See? I have a newfound level of wisdom that far exceeds that of your run-of-the-mill 26-year-old.
happy
November 14, 2008 at 12:39AM View BBCode
I will tell the story to my kids. and they will tell it to their kids. and then it will be forgotten and you will not become immortal.
rkinslow19
Says the guy who doesn't drink.
There's nothing wrong with drinking alone.
November 25, 2008 at 03:28AM View BBCode
Originally posted by happy
everyone knows that one. when you start doing it alone.
Says the guy who doesn't drink.
There's nothing wrong with drinking alone.
bobcat73
What did you have for dinner?
November 25, 2008 at 06:52AM View BBCode
Originally posted by drunkengoat
I've done and seen a little bit of everything in the past six months. What do you want to know?
What did you have for dinner?
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