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mantlefan
Given how the beloved OT emperor isn't doing his job properly (running off for some army loving and distracting the girls who are defending his lazy butt, starting off threads that he has no hope of finishing and in general missing the point of what a benign dictator is supposed to be) I would propose that it is time for an overthrow.
I would think that I myself would be the perfect canidate for emperor of Off Topic. First off I embody the very ideas of OT from the beginning in ways that I won't tell you about but which some of you know. Second off, much like a real emperor, I often am not around and would leave my governing to lesser minions who I will appoint to act in my stead. Third, and finally, who's going to stop me!!!!
MANTLEFAN, EMPEROR OF OT FOR LIFE!!!!!
Overthrow
November 12, 2006 at 01:44PM View BBCode
Good morning all.Given how the beloved OT emperor isn't doing his job properly (running off for some army loving and distracting the girls who are defending his lazy butt, starting off threads that he has no hope of finishing and in general missing the point of what a benign dictator is supposed to be) I would propose that it is time for an overthrow.
I would think that I myself would be the perfect canidate for emperor of Off Topic. First off I embody the very ideas of OT from the beginning in ways that I won't tell you about but which some of you know. Second off, much like a real emperor, I often am not around and would leave my governing to lesser minions who I will appoint to act in my stead. Third, and finally, who's going to stop me!!!!
MANTLEFAN, EMPEROR OF OT FOR LIFE!!!!!
barterer2002
Long live Mantlefan, Down with LOU!!!!!
November 12, 2006 at 01:48PM View BBCode
You know I was just posting about that in the other thread.Long live Mantlefan, Down with LOU!!!!!
kannc6
[Edited on 11-12-2006 by kannc6]
November 12, 2006 at 02:37PM View BBCode
The King is weak now, but again I come to his defense. Do not let me down oh glorious one![Edited on 11-12-2006 by kannc6]
drunkengoat
I just come back from a week where I go into overtime at work, WHILE pulling two exams and making it to class too, in the midst of a massive hangover brougt about by Mr. Anchor Porter because I found I have a rare Sunday off where I have all my laundry caught up...
And you want to overthrow me.
FUCK YOU, MAN. I WAS APPOINTED THIS JOB, AND I'M THE BITCH WHO'S KEPT THIS THING AFLOAT WITH MY OFFBEAT, STUPID, AND OUTLANDISH ANTICS. YOU WANNA RUMBLE? GO PLAY WUTH THUS TELETUBBIES.
November 12, 2006 at 03:30PM View BBCode
You motherfucker.I just come back from a week where I go into overtime at work, WHILE pulling two exams and making it to class too, in the midst of a massive hangover brougt about by Mr. Anchor Porter because I found I have a rare Sunday off where I have all my laundry caught up...
And you want to overthrow me.
FUCK YOU, MAN. I WAS APPOINTED THIS JOB, AND I'M THE BITCH WHO'S KEPT THIS THING AFLOAT WITH MY OFFBEAT, STUPID, AND OUTLANDISH ANTICS. YOU WANNA RUMBLE? GO PLAY WUTH THUS TELETUBBIES.
sycophantman
November 12, 2006 at 03:33PM View BBCode
I'm with you Lou. Tell me who you want killed and it will become reality. Glorious, glorious reality. I am at your disposal, my liege...
drunkengoat
Let's see who else I wanna torture for the mere pleasure of it.
BasesLoaded3 (Boner, for short)
FuriousGiorge (He's due his monthly trip to the dunking tank.)
tm4559 (He's told me that he doesn't like it, but he always laughs when I try to tickle him to death.)
yankeekid (Because torturing children may just be what keeps humanity afloat.)
November 12, 2006 at 03:51PM View BBCode
I think it's obvious. Che Guevarra over there needs a talkin' to.Let's see who else I wanna torture for the mere pleasure of it.
BasesLoaded3 (Boner, for short)
FuriousGiorge (He's due his monthly trip to the dunking tank.)
tm4559 (He's told me that he doesn't like it, but he always laughs when I try to tickle him to death.)
yankeekid (Because torturing children may just be what keeps humanity afloat.)
sycophantman
Ninja... vanish!!
November 12, 2006 at 03:53PM View BBCode
Your will be done, pain will come to those you dare to oppose you...Ninja... vanish!!
FuriousGiorge
November 12, 2006 at 04:02PM View BBCode
Fuck Lou. Who would be better to run this forum than Mickey Fucking Mantle himself? I mean, you don't get much better than that.
drunkengoat
November 12, 2006 at 04:04PM View BBCode
Who better to RUIN this forum... Learn to read good.
sycophantman
November 12, 2006 at 04:04PM View BBCode
A snake awaits you in your mailbox, courtesy of the ruler of off-topic, SUCKA!
mantlefan
Syco-I could use a good hatchet man, if you support me I can send you many many kittens for your personal enjoyment.
November 12, 2006 at 04:56PM View BBCode
I would rule in the manner of the farfetched/drunkengoat emperor, not this mere shell that currently occupies the crown.Syco-I could use a good hatchet man, if you support me I can send you many many kittens for your personal enjoyment.
drunkengoat
November 12, 2006 at 04:58PM View BBCode
You can't bring the noise like I can, Mick. If you want pistols at dawn, you'll instead get a cannon up your ass for believing you could handle me.
sycophantman
November 12, 2006 at 05:03PM View BBCode
You dare tempt me, Mantle? I am unbribable, for I have plead allegiance to the Goat for life. End your pointless coup and beg for his mercy, infidel!
mantlefan
November 12, 2006 at 05:05PM View BBCode
I may not stand as tall at the moment Mr. Drunkengoat however your roots and mine are in the same soil, farfetched as that may be. You have, however, become a pale shadow of your former glorious self otherwise I would not have bothered with this Coup. The tellytubbies reference above is an example of how far you have slipped in the past year for we would have expected more than sophmoric attempts at humor from the Emperor of Melodrama.
nbn_ckh3
As usual, I am with Kann on this one. I hope it is noted that this is the 2nd coup that I have stayed with my glorious leader, supporting him in the face of a very strong attempt to usurp his power.
Hail Goat, the one true leader... the Neo-Sun King.
November 13, 2006 at 06:57AM View BBCode
Originally posted by kannc6
The King is weak now, but again I come to his defense. Do not let me down oh glorious one!
As usual, I am with Kann on this one. I hope it is noted that this is the 2nd coup that I have stayed with my glorious leader, supporting him in the face of a very strong attempt to usurp his power.
Hail Goat, the one true leader... the Neo-Sun King.
bobcat73
November 14, 2006 at 12:57AM View BBCode
Matle the little people have no love for the King but less for you. I suggest a massive propaganda effort before you attempt to seize the crown again.
mantlefan
And I would have expected more from Kann who knows my secret.
November 14, 2006 at 01:33AM View BBCode
You are quite right Mr. Bobcat, I actually feel though that one of my advantages is that I am a somewhat unknown factor at this time. Kind of like the dark horse that tramples on an alcoholic goat that stumbled in front of him. The truth of the matter is that OT and the SD community at large doesn't know me but we do know the goat and while he's a lovable scamp he is certainly no emperor. Look around you. Are the trains running on time. NO. Are volcanos still erupting YES. Tell us oh great emperor, what have you done!And I would have expected more from Kann who knows my secret.
tm4559
i think its non, intstead of un, dumbshit. we will have to check it with max. and at that time he can explain to you the difference between plead, pled, and pleaded. its kind of like light, lit, and lighted. a tense and choice kind of a thing. if the various tenses of plead were the proper choice, which they aren't. i believe in this case you were searching for "pledged."
[Edited on 11-14-2006 by tm4559]
November 14, 2006 at 01:55AM View BBCode
Originally posted by sycophantman
You dare tempt me, Mantle? I am unbribable, for I have plead allegiance to the Goat for life. End your pointless coup and beg for his mercy, infidel!
i think its non, intstead of un, dumbshit. we will have to check it with max. and at that time he can explain to you the difference between plead, pled, and pleaded. its kind of like light, lit, and lighted. a tense and choice kind of a thing. if the various tenses of plead were the proper choice, which they aren't. i believe in this case you were searching for "pledged."
[Edited on 11-14-2006 by tm4559]
drunkengoat
Prepare for battle, everyone! I'm working on the database for round 1 as we speak.
November 14, 2006 at 02:01AM View BBCode
Just because I'm helping bring the land of Off-Topic to a rumbling crescendo by bringing in the gladiator games does not mean the land of Off-Topic is anywhere near the pit of despair.Prepare for battle, everyone! I'm working on the database for round 1 as we speak.
kannc6
Yes I know your secret Mickster, and for now it is safe with me, but another ham-handed attempt at toppling the great Farfetched I of OT-Land and you will sent to GITMO
November 14, 2006 at 02:40AM View BBCode
Originally posted by mantlefan
I would have expected more from Kann who knows my secret.
Yes I know your secret Mickster, and for now it is safe with me, but another ham-handed attempt at toppling the great Farfetched I of OT-Land and you will sent to GITMO