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bobcat73

O.T. Roast

September 30, 2006 at 12:20AM View BBCode

I think we should have a O.T. Roast thread of our beloved leader FarFetched. I think as a sign of our love and respect for him we should hold a roast.
The Roast should be one joke per post and the jokes need not be limited to FF/DG, they can be aimed at anyone, bearing in mind FF/DG would be the object of the roast.
barterer2002

September 30, 2006 at 12:29AM View BBCode

Lou is a very good writer and if you don't believe me just ask him.
bobcat73

September 30, 2006 at 12:43AM View BBCode

Lou has a great sense of humor. He gets his kicks calling in phony reprieves to death row.
bobcat73

September 30, 2006 at 12:55AM View BBCode

Originally posted by barterer2002
Lou is a very good writer and if you don't believe me just ask him.


Oscar Wilde had him in mind when he said

He leads his readers to the latrine - and locks them in.
sycophantman

September 30, 2006 at 01:11PM View BBCode

That Farfetched, what a guy. I tell you, when God made him he broke the mold.

No really, his considerable girth broke the mold into pieces, because he's fat, you know...

ZING!!
scaffdog

October 03, 2006 at 07:16PM View BBCode

Farfetched is the reason i got into writing, and imitating his style was the reason i am now unemployed, homeless, and hooked on crack. Thanks for everything f**ker!
sycophantman

October 04, 2006 at 01:04AM View BBCode

Your Lou is so fat, when he broke his leg gravy poured out...
FuriousGiorge

October 04, 2006 at 01:09AM View BBCode

Lou is so ugly that his mom chained him in the attic and fed him nothing but rats until he went crazy and then eventually died a tragic death, and the family wouldn't even have an open casket because he was too goddamn ugly and he'd scare the kids in his family and also it was a corpse and that's some creepy shit for a little kid to have to look at anyway.
sycophantman

October 04, 2006 at 01:20AM View BBCode

Lou eats boogers...
nbn_ckh3

October 04, 2006 at 01:57AM View BBCode

Goat's glasses are so thick that he can look into a map and see people waving at him...

*corny zingaroo*
farfetched

Cooking With Gas!

October 04, 2006 at 05:36AM View BBCode

Roast on, bitches! Try and find my breaking point!

sycophantman

October 04, 2006 at 11:50AM View BBCode

Your mom is a slut, and your daddy is a hermaphodite...
scaffdog

October 05, 2006 at 10:33PM View BBCode

...and I think we all remember that unfortunate incident with the 10W-30 and FG's Micheal Vick bobblehead...

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