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drunkengoat
How would you interpret this message?
I, for one, see Jeter and A-Rod embarking upon an adventurous quest across the mountains of Mordor to call upon the Eye of Sauron to singe every living being that goes without navy pinstripes somewhere on his person for every waking moment of the day in order to weed out the bearer of the one ring which A-Rod covets oh so dearly...
Or...
Jeter and A-Rod leading the hordes of Mongolia on a looting and pillage-fest of major baseball stadiums across the country to smite the major league competition in its sleep so as to play AAA ballclubs who are called up in the emergency catastrophe of losing entire rosters to slash and burn. That way, the Yankees would be sure to win that ring for A-Rod!
Fun With Yankees News
November 29, 2005 at 11:40AM View BBCode
Yeah, it's early.. suffering insomnia to go along with this flu... But I found a headline that had a hell of a capper, lemme tell ya. I don't want to ruin it, but half of you probably wouldn't go to [url=sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2240207]the link[/url] anyway..."Jeter would do anything and so would A-Rod for that matter, to help this ballclub win," Torre said.
How would you interpret this message?
I, for one, see Jeter and A-Rod embarking upon an adventurous quest across the mountains of Mordor to call upon the Eye of Sauron to singe every living being that goes without navy pinstripes somewhere on his person for every waking moment of the day in order to weed out the bearer of the one ring which A-Rod covets oh so dearly...
Or...
Jeter and A-Rod leading the hordes of Mongolia on a looting and pillage-fest of major baseball stadiums across the country to smite the major league competition in its sleep so as to play AAA ballclubs who are called up in the emergency catastrophe of losing entire rosters to slash and burn. That way, the Yankees would be sure to win that ring for A-Rod!
barterer2002
November 29, 2005 at 01:32PM View BBCode
Personally I see the two of them engagning a harem of prostitutes and sending them to the opposition, much like LT used to do for the Giants.
whiskybear
November 29, 2005 at 04:22PM View BBCode
Jeter and A-Rod in Steinbrenner's office, working the balls and the shaft.Pages: 1