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drunkengoat

Helton's ESPN Article

May 12, 2005 at 05:38PM View BBCode

It's been within the past month or two... I can't remember which issue... but I've got mad respect for a guy who's WILLING to play for a losing team. I wish I had the mag handy to quote some of the things this guy said, but Helton is now a demigod in my book of demigods among the players playing today.

Other demigod news:

Shawn Green got shafted out of LA, and I hope he sticks it to them when the season winds down. As much of a Dodger fan as I became when Green played for them, I'm more of a Green fan than anything.

Clemens going back to New York? Time to update the demigod book with cuts being made, perhaps?

Marvin Harrison will eclipse all other wideouts this fall. He's getting older, but he's not getting any worse. This is also a sort of wake-up call to Peyton to get his arse back to ST.

Yao Ming don't need no stinking ref controversy to hold him back! The Rajun Asian will be back next year to wreak havoc on the NBA en route to the finals, with or without the help of Tracy McGrady... :D

My dad is graduating law school tomorrow at the ripe young age of 63. Can you say PWNAGE? :P

One of my work managers, Ken, stated that he's switched teams because I'm dead sexy. I hope he's kidding.

Furious still has sand in his vagina, and he's hot for Pat Hunter... WHO?! :P

Duff is rebuilding the cars with a freaking Colt Wagon. What the hell?

whisky is thinking Cinco De Mayo had something to do with my week-long absence.

syco is biding his time until he can join OGL.

YAS is fighting off the alter-ego demons and the "Holy Trinity"...

ME is responsible for the shit stain of an alter-ego that is Armando Julio Jr.

kann lost in the World Series I missed. Next year, perhaps? :D

msse still includes an image in every damn post he makes... :lol:

If I left anybody out, it's because you're not a demigod. Yet. And my fingers are getting tired anyway.
FuriousGiorge

May 12, 2005 at 08:37PM View BBCode

Pat Hunter rules.
Benne

May 12, 2005 at 08:46PM View BBCode

If I left anybody out, it's because you're not a demigod.


Damn it.
whiskybear

May 12, 2005 at 08:47PM View BBCode

How come msse gets demigod status, and Benne doesn't it? Come on, it's not his fault his parents don't believe in the internet.


Or the dinosaurs.
FuriousGiorge

May 12, 2005 at 09:15PM View BBCode

I bet they believe in Jesus though. And Turtle Lobos.
sycophantman

May 12, 2005 at 09:34PM View BBCode

I was immaculately conceived by Turtle Lobos...
drunkengoat

May 13, 2005 at 02:45PM View BBCode

YET!

Benne, I dub thee the demigod of Grass Pants.
drunkengoat

May 13, 2005 at 05:22PM View BBCode

and andrew rules myspace. :P

There's a bone for ProFag to chew on.

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